Tag Archives: Commercial Endeavors

Real Madrid Goes ASMR

2 Jan

Oooookay, I didn’t really expect that. Nivea has posted a trailer for an ASMR campaign that they are doing in conjunction with Real Madrid. It will be coming later in the year and you can vote (further down the page) on which character’s film you want to see next: security guard, physiotherapist, greenskeeper or player. If it were up to me, I would just have a perpetual Sergio Ramos ASMR. Can you imagine? The snap of a headband settling into place, the brushing of his hair (it’s getting longer!), the clank of a large Gucci belt buckle, the grunt of exertion as he tries to wiggle into skin tight green jeans, the spritzing of manly cologne, the creak of leather on an overpriced leather Frankenjacket, the jingling of his car keys as he leaves for the mall, the chonk-chonk of his bedazzler as he works on a new ball cap… It would be a beautiful thing. 2020 is already looking up.

– Lozil

More Clasico Prep & It’s Atleti

21 Apr

Clasico prep continues with just two days until we face our eternal rival. Continue reading

Ready For El Derbi Madrileño

7 Apr

Ready or not (me), here we go! The team itself is ready, I’m just the one who is freaking out. Derbis. Ugh. Continue reading

Wednesday Session, More Internationals Return & Don’t Try This At Home

29 Mar

The third session of the week took place today as our internationals continued to return. Continue reading

Second Session Of The Week Along With Some Cake, Pork Loin & A Drone

1 Feb

_7am6057thumbThe team continued their preparations for Sunday’s match vs. Celta Continue reading

Xabi’s Watch Collection

4 Dec

3ec3e231-b913-4484-b7ca-cf1f5dad2b07Men’s style site Mr. Porter interviewed Xabi about his watch collection and produced a fantastic short film of our beloved much missed GQMF. Continue reading

His Dream…My Nightmare

9 Sep

I bet he’d be pleased as punch if there was an entire world filled with Xavis. Me? Not so much. But a world filled with Xabis? Now that I could get behind. Make it so, Universe! Pretty please?

– Lozil