When Frankenshirt Met Frankendress & Other Tales from London

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✈️ #TheBest with my love @pilarrubio_oficial #FIFAFootballAwards

A post shared by Sergio Ramos (@sergioramos) on Sep 24, 2018 at 4:44am PDT

One of the fun things to do every year is see what outrageous fashion appears at The Best awards. I mean, Dani Alves is always worth a look – remember when he went apeshit with a bedazzler? And Messi never disappoints in his sartorial faux pas. Ah, but our Sese in a class by himself as is his missus. The happy couple hit the plane attired in their signature idiosyncractic style. Special shoutout to Pilar’s tangerine studded leather jacket because that is truly something and Sergio is just bein’ Sergio. Note the Frankenshirt. I swear to fuck, this man cannot purchase something that hasn’t been pieced together from seven different other garments. I bet his fave Dolly Parton song is “Coat of Many Colors” Anyhow, at first glance, it’s Frankenlicious, but tame for Sergio. But you really need to see the full thing…

Awards All Around!

Los Blancos really cleaned up at FIFA’s The Best Awards again this year! The ceremony took place in London.

Best Of The Best

Well, I got home from work at 10 PM so that tells you what kind of day I just had. But you know who had a good day? These guys! (And a few more not in the picture). It was FIFA’s Best awards in Zurich.

UPDATED: Ballon D’os & Ballon D’ont’s

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I gotta say absolutely everything today, including the Ballon D’Or, paled in comparison to the loss of David Bowie, an icon and a true pioneer who affected my life on every level. 

Dude Looks Like A Lady

Feliz por vestir está camiseta ! La seguire vistiendo con la misma ilusion que lo hice el primer partido. ✌🔝💪😆⚽👍 #pepe300 #halamadrid #realmadrid #umbro #workhard

A photo posted by Pepe (@official_pepe) on Jan 9, 2016 at 3:03pm PST

Um, is it just me or does Pepe look like he rolled out of bed late for his photo op with FloPeezy, freaked and grabbed the nearest clothes to throw on and they turned out to be Ana Sofia’s?

The Daily Drool – Epic Bromance Month – World Cup: James Rodriguez & David Luiz

This was the bromance seen ’round the World.

Big Whoa

His knee might not be all healed but his back looks just fiiiiine. Jese has been continuing his recovery over the summer and also having some fun.

World Cup 2014 – The Wake Up Call & Even Weirder Beat Up Xabi Photoshoot

Adidas launched their Wake Up Call campaign starring (as usual) Messi along with Dani Alves, Basti Schweinsteiger, Luis Suarez,  Xavi, Jordi Alba, Mesut Ozil,  Robin Van Persie and David Villa along with many of their national teammates. It’s supposed to be dreamlike but the photo shoot after the jump is more the stuff of nightmares.

World Cup 2014 – Group A – Match Report: Brazil 3 – Croatia 1

It’s our very first match report – Happy World Cup, y’all! Take it away, Cindy!

UPDATED: Sometimes, Swear Words Are The Only Option

So much to say but quite frankly, some things about this whole episode leave me speechless or more accurately, unable to express myself with anything other than a steady stream of swear words.