Tag Archives: David De Gea

When Frankenshirt Met Frankendress & Other Tales from London

24 Sep

One of the fun things to do every year is see what outrageous fashion appears at The Best awards. I mean, Dani Alves is always worth a look – remember when he went apeshit with a bedazzler? And Messi never disappoints in his sartorial faux pas. Ah, but our Sese in a class by himself as is his missus. The happy couple hit the plane attired in their signature idiosyncractic style. Special shoutout to Pilar’s tangerine studded leather jacket because that is truly something and Sergio is just bein’ Sergio. Note the Frankenshirt. I swear to fuck, this man cannot purchase something that hasn’t been pieced together from seven different other garments. I bet his fave Dolly Parton song is “Coat of Many Colors” Anyhow, at first glance, it’s Frankenlicious, but tame for Sergio. But you really need to see the full thing… Continue reading

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Monday Training, Ballon d’Or Noms & Club World Cup

9 Oct

The team got back to work today (and I’m getting back into it too).  The big news was that Toni Kroos rejoined the group. Continue reading

The Daily Drool – Epic Bromance Month: David De Gea & Juan Mata

10 Dec

degeamata2Tall and tiny, the Llama and the Care Bear. David & Juan bro it up at United and on La Roja. Continue reading

De Gea Drama: All In The Family

3 Sep

Rafa MumCan I just tell you how very disappointed I was when I saw this headline in my inbox and clicked on the link excitedly only to find that Rafa’s mother hadn’t actually commented on our goalkeeper transfer fuckery? DAMN THOSE DRAMA TEASES! But you know which parent did get into it? Keylor Navas’ papi. Continue reading

De Gea Drama Part III

2 Sep

Manchester-United-MUFC-Louis-Van-Gaal-Real-Madrid-David-De-Gea-573719And the dramz continues! LFP President Javier Tebas said that Real Madrid’s story was closer to the truth than United’s. Cue the outrage! Continue reading

De Gea Drama, Round 2

1 Sep

1374478-29485853-1600-900Oh, c’mon! You didn’t think that Manchester United would actually take that RM statement without comment, now did you? Not with a hungry Drama Llama to feed!  Continue reading

De Gea Drama

1 Sep

david-de-gea_3175501bIt wouldn’t be Real Madrid without some epic drama, now would it? We all watched with bated breath as the transfer window neared closing, only to find the deal with Manchester United scuppered in the most clusterfucky way possible. Let the finger pointing begin! Continue reading