Tag Archives: Deep Abiding Sadness

Bits and Bobs: A Booty, A Baby, A Very Big Baby

4 Apr

 (Iker booty shot courtesy of unmadridista)

I was unable to find a download of Saturday’s game this week, so all the fun moments I tweeted about (Iker’s spectacular booty complete with VPL, shirtless Pipita, Pirata thigh flash, Graneroberries) were lost to me. However, we are lucky (as ever) that unamadridista exists!

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Just When I Thought It Couldn’t Get Any Worse…

2 Apr

I’m not ready to talk about the game just yet. Not by a long shot. But I have to tell you what happened post-game. First, I’m going to take a quick minute to appreciate Manu’s abs because that’s about the only thing I can appreciate about him today. JAY-SUS. Anyhow, I left the pub in tears and proceeded to the grocery store to pick up some Ben & Jerry’s and beer so I could drown my sorrows. As I was paying, I saw the cover of the New York Daily News. “TERROR TEACH!” it blared. It was the cover story about a Brooklyn art teacher who allegedly made remarks that she was going to “settle some scores” and threatened some Columbine action at the school. She was arrested yesterday. What did she choose to do her perp walk in, you may ask?

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