Tag Archives: Don’t Quit Your Day Job

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

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Time To Celebrate #33

22 May

I love these goofballs! So many great pictures and videos from the celebrations… Continue reading

Wednesday Training, Broken Bale & Basic Badassery

23 Nov

_3am8028thumbLooks like it’s nice and cold in Madrid, eh? I’m freezing my tuchis off in New York lately esp. at night. But tomorrow is Thanksgiving so I’ll have a couple of days off to rest and stay cozy in my house. Hooray!

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Blankie!

28 Jul

The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here.  At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!

– Lozil

New Jey M Video

15 Jul

So the new Jey M video is out, long after the Yo Sabia single was released and it…well, let’s just say it needs more chiffon. Continue reading

Rain & Train, Even More Drama and Twinkle Toes

14 Jan

Satellite (7)The team had a bit of a rainy training session today. Everyone was out on the pitch along with Castilla’s Marcos Llorente. Sese ran on his own. Continue reading

Jingle (Not) Bells

7 Dec

So who had the great idea to have Cristiano do Jingle Bells with household sounds? Yeah, I’m not sure either.  But here you are anyhow. It’s Cris shilling his headphones. Enjoy?

– Lozil