Tag Archives: Don’t Quit Your Day Job

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVmqbZoAj2V

::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

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Time To Celebrate #33

22 May

I love these goofballs! So many great pictures and videos from the celebrations… Continue reading

Wednesday Training, Broken Bale & Basic Badassery

23 Nov

_3am8028thumbLooks like it’s nice and cold in Madrid, eh? I’m freezing my tuchis off in New York lately esp. at night. But tomorrow is Thanksgiving so I’ll have a couple of days off to rest and stay cozy in my house. Hooray!

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Blankie!

28 Jul

The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here.  At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!

– Lozil

New Jey M Video

15 Jul

So the new Jey M video is out, long after the Yo Sabia single was released and it…well, let’s just say it needs more chiffon. Continue reading

Rain & Train, Even More Drama and Twinkle Toes

14 Jan

Satellite (7)The team had a bit of a rainy training session today. Everyone was out on the pitch along with Castilla’s Marcos Llorente. Sese ran on his own. Continue reading

Jingle (Not) Bells

7 Dec

So who had the great idea to have Cristiano do Jingle Bells with household sounds? Yeah, I’m not sure either.  But here you are anyhow. It’s Cris shilling his headphones. Enjoy?

– Lozil

Blancos Lend A Hand To Julio Iglesias…

1 Nov

…and hilarity ensues. Mad props to watishista Katie Ann for posting this to Twitter and mygypsyspirit for letting me know because this is pants-wetting hysteria at its best.

Cristiano, Iker, Raul, Figo and other celebs (Pepe Reina, Vicente Del Bosque, Rafa Nadal, Jose Merce, etc.) lip sync a song from Julio’s new album seemingly on Skype with Microsoft Movie Maker graphics. Let’s put it this way, these guys would make really bad drag queens with those lip syncing skillz (well, that’s one reason, also Del Bosque’s mustache). It’s UNBELIEVABLE (and excruciating). And if you thought poor Iker was uncomfortable and awkward in these situations before, well, let’s just say you’re in for a treat. And seriously, how did Sergio not end up in this? Was he too busy to Face Time? I am weeping. This made my Sunday.

– Lozil

Thursday: First Session

13 Aug

Satellite (3)The boys again had a day of double sessions. The morning session started with ball possession drills followed by technical and tactical work in lines. Then they had an 11 on 11 match. Continue reading

Zlatan’s Zlerfume Ad Is Just What You’d Expect (And Then Some)

12 Aug

I’ve been waiting for a commercial or print campaign for Zlatan’s new perfume since he announced it in June. It came out today and exceeded expectations. It features  a koi swimming, flowers blooming, shots of Paris, a thumping beat and a sweaty Zlatan working that chiffon like he’s Katia Aveiro on da beach or in da club. Add that all together and I have no frigging clue what it smells like, but really, who cares? ZLATAN HAS HIS OWN PERFUME. Erm, or “zlerfume” if you like. Either way, it’s gonna be an instant classic.

Watishista Katie Ann will love the video due to all the chiffon abuse (I love it too!)  And hat tip to Dr. P for sending this on to me. I’ve had my head down at work all day and completely missed it.

– Lozil