Tag Archives: Drunk Xabi

Xabi Alonso Confirms Retirement At The End Of The Season

9 Mar

::Uncontrollable sobbing:: Xabi has confirmed that he will be retiring from football at the end of this season and posted this poignant photo on Twitter.

I knew it was coming, but it still hurts. Let’s hope our (I’ll always think of him as ours) GQMF decides to continue modeling because I don’t think that I can survive without seeing him regularly. What an elegant, smart player. He was  a pleasure to watch and I will miss him terribly. (And I hope that Bayern win lots this year so we can get at least one more look at Drunk!Xabi)

– Lozil

A Golazo, A Disappointment & Today’s Training

27 Jul

Satellite (14)Real Madrid played their first match of the pre-season against Inter Milan yesterday in the International Champions Cup. Continue reading

A Visit To The Goddess

25 May

A full video of all the crazy action at Cibeles for your viewing pleasure along with a ton of pictures. Drunk!Xabi has a new BFF, Drunk!Luka. They should bond with Drunk!Morata & Drunk!Pirlo and start a band or something. Continue reading

Final Whistle Means Party Time a.k.a Drunk Xabi Time

19 Apr

I love that once the title is secured, we know exactly what to expect next….locker room dancing, heavily gif’d shenanigans (bless the giffers!), and DRUNK XABI. A win just wouldn’t be the same without the latter!

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