Transfer Rumors: Andrea Pirlo To NYC FC?

When watishista Dr. P mentioned this to me earlier, my squeals must have deafened my colleagues.

Off To Turin & An Interview With Toni

Los Blancos headed off to Italy where they will face Juventus tomorrow in the Champions League.

It’s (Almost) Official: Morata In Turin To Complete Juventus Transfer

¡Aquí está! ¡@AlvaroMorata acaba de llegar en Turin! #BienvenidoAlvaro pic.twitter.com/HLWTQGq8Dq

— JuventusFC (@juventusfces) July 18, 2014

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it was coming but it still hurts. King Muppet Baby has just arrived in Turin to complete his move to Juventus. Video of him arriving after the jump.

Pirlo’s Gone Wild (& Wizard-y)

Watishista mygypsyspirit had me howling when she sent me this video of Drunk!Pirlo (cousin of Drunk!Xabi) perhaps? He was gone at Juve’s celebration. How gone, you may ask?