World Cup 2014: Disciplinary Proceedings Opened Against Chompers

FIFA has moved to open disciplinary proceedings against Luis Suarez, who once again, can’t keep his teeth to himself.

Bits & Bobs: Adan/Arbeloa for Adidas, The Pope Rocks It Like a Madridista and Iker Charms Another Lady

After seeing these pictures, I have a new appreciation for the hotness of Antonio Adan! He looks mighty fine in blue, doesn’t he? Adan and Arbeloa took part in an Adidas boot launch today in Madrid with other players including Diego Forlan.

Adventures in Heat Stroke

I’m sure this brief round up will provoke the reaction “Aside from that, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the play?” and for that I apologize in advance. I will say first and foremost, Non, je ne regrette rien – I’m glad I went to Philly and seeing my boo score his glorious goal about 50 feet in front of me was a thrill I’ll never forget.  And I got to have a wonderful time with my watishista! girls shiggers, J-9, DK, & Jess. So no matter what trials and tribulations happened, I am so damn glad I went on this road trip.

International Friendlies: Germany vs. Uruguay

Mario Gomez, hot as ever

I’ve got to confess, I haven’t had the chance to watch the match yet. I was at a bridal shower in the morning and then went to meet up with Shiggers while she was wedding dress shopping. Today, true love beat out footy. So there will be no match report, but just a few pictures that I managed to scare up.

Updated: Madrid belongs to us!

Our heroes! Karim and Ozi brought it on home in our 2-1 win over Atleti in today’s Derby.  I apologize if this recap is slightly incoherent…

The Daily Drool: Diego Forlan

Atleti striker Forlan or as we lovingly know him here, Dudley Hawk Right DeGeneres-McCononaughey (See the HB & HB Glossary for an explanation) – thoughtfully gets his abs out! Finals are almost over! Whoooooo!