Happy Father’s Day!

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#díadelpadre 👍🏾☀️✨

A post shared by Raphael Varane (@raphaelvarane) on Mar 19, 2017 at 7:28am PDT

It’s Father’s Day in Europe and here’s how a few of the ballers acknowledged it. First up, The Baby and his baby (we still don’t know his name).

Happy Halloween!

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😂😂😂😂😝😜😂

A post shared by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:13am PDT

Although he posted it early, I can’t help but feel this is Cristiano’s costume and in my mind, it’s clear who he is this Halloween…

Mazel Tov: Guti & Romina Finally Tie The Knot!

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J&R💓 Just Married 💍 🌸Best Day Ever 🌸 🌿14/07/16🌿

A post shared by Romina Belluscio 🇦🇷 & 🇪🇸 (@rominabelluscio1) on Jul 15, 2016 at 3:26am PDT

After 5 years together and one son (Enzo), Guti & Romina had a surprise wedding yesterday. 

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh.

While You’re Waiting For The Match To Start…

Our bodies are a blank canvas and underwear is the first thing we put on, so why not start the day well and add a splash of colour to your life! @cr7underwear #cr7underwear

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Feb 16, 2016 at 7:57am PST

…have a mishmash of puppies, babies and selfies and not necessarily in that order.

Carnival Bebés & More Silliness

Este año Raúl lo tenía muy claro: quería disfrazarse de Luke Skywalker (o como dice él Lud Ezawater). Que la Fuerza le acompañe!

A photo posted by Carlota Ruiz (@carlota_ruiz) on Feb 5, 2016 at 2:31am PST

I noticed a bunch of pictures of ‘ballers’ bebés in costumes today. At first I was like “Is it some sort of international ‘Bebés in Costumes Day’ that I know nothing about?” But then I realized, it’s Carnival! First up is the ever delightful Raul Arbeloa as Luke Skywalker (or as he pronounces it “Lud Ezawater” according to his mami, Carlota).

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!

Training & Valentines

Someone’s gonna get sued by Bale.

I’m so pissed! I thought the match was tomorrow so I scheduled something for Sunday morning that I now can’t get out of. DAMN IT! I’m going to miss the first half. Sigh. So anyhow the team trained again today for the dang match on Sunday. ::pouts::

Ringing In The New Year: Baller Style

How did some of our faves ring in the New Year? Well, Marcelo started by posting this, but had to share quite a few more pictures.

A Xabi Break, Aliens, Hello Santi Claus! & More

It’s nice to finally be home from work! Since I kinda blew it earlier and tomorrow’s Drool published inadvertently (since deleted), I’d like to make it up to you by giving you a little Xabi break. Just sit there and contemplate his perfection for a bit before heading into the rest of the post. (Photo via SocialRMadrid)