Tag Archives: Fashion Crime

Laughter In The Rain, A Model, A Birthday & Checking In With Some Past Players

18 Mar


Satellite (7)Cristiano appears to not be letting the rain and the criticism get to him. Stay strong, Commander! We need your magic on Sunday for El Clasico. Continue reading

What The Hell Is He Wearing Now? And More

13 Mar

SatelliteEarly this morning, my gurl Kelly Welles (formerly of Kickette and now at Football Ramble) woke me up with this picture on Twitter.  I was, as you can imagine, horrified. I went back to sleep (in self defense) and hoped it would disappear by the time I woke up. No such luck. Continue reading

Wednesday Training & A Cartoon Dog As Fashion?

11 Feb
RM: The next generation

RM: The next generation

What did I say yesterday?! NO MORE INJURIES! What did we get today? ANOTHER FRIGGING INJURY! Continue reading

Ningún Niño Sin Regalo Campaign, Baller “Fashion” & So Begins The Reign Of Jey M

5 Jan

Satellite (1)Tomorrow is Dia de los Reyes in Spain so Real Madrid Foundation kicked off their 6th annual Ningún niño sin regalo (No child without a gift) campaign. A worthy cause indeed. Over 1500 gifts will be given to children who are under the care of the Community of Madrid. 30 lucky kids were invited to take the Bernabeu tour and received gifts directly from Sergio, Jese & a clean shaven Isco. Continue reading

He Hasn’t Changed A Bit

19 Jul

10560966_797211746986199_147552608_nWell, except for the hair. But other than that, it’s easy to identify Karim Benzema. He’s even got a wild hued/patterned shirt on.  (It starts early, apparently) Too fabulous. Let’s hope Melia gets Chloe’s brows, though.

Mami, Papi & baby were in Ibiza on vacation this week. Continue reading

Throwback Thursday Hair Horror

3 Jul

512c04f9As you all know, we here at HB & HB  love to bitch and moan about the horrific hairstyles ‘ballers foist upon us. But honestly, kids, we don’t know real pain. I thought I’d just remind y’all what that’s about. But warning: this is not for the faint of heart. Case in point: Luis Figo who is looking all suave and urbane in the fotito above. Sure, he sometimes wears challenging attire when playing golf, but that’s whimsical. Cute, right? Mildly quirky! Well, back in 1991, Figo looked like this… Continue reading

UPDATED: #IBelieve

1 Jul

10390265_10152093730215685_8474334171456128894_nNo matter what happens today, I am so proud of our national team. (That said, I wouldn’t mind a win, guys!)

USMNT lineup: Howard; Johnson, Gonzalez, Besler, Beasley; Cameron, Bradley, Jones; Zusi, Dempsey (c), Bedoya

Belgium lineup: Courtois, Alderweireld, Van Buyten, Kompany, Vertonghen, Witsel, Fellaini, De Bruyne, Mertens, Origi, Hazard

COME ON YOU YANKS!

Updated: If you want a hilarious look back at the 2002 USMNT, you must read this. Just brilliant. Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant with fashion crimes and modeling.

– Lozil

Big Whoa

26 Jun

Bq-cY3FIgAAxalSHis knee might not be all healed but his back looks just fiiiiine. Jese has been continuing his recovery over the summer and also having some fun. Continue reading

Robbie Rogers For Flaunt Magazine

13 Mar


Los Angeles Galaxy midfielder Robbie Rogers is featured in a new video for Flaunt magazine. He’s wearing high fashion looks while having a kick about. The clothes by (among others) Dolce & Gabbana, Prada, Dior Homme and Paul Smith are just DREADFUL. I pray that Sergio Ramos doesn’t see this. But that said, Robbie looks GORGEOUS. Is it just me or does he remind you of Christian in Clueless? (BTW, did you know he’s dating TV producer/writer Greg Berlanti? Cute couple!) Robbie himself is in the fashion biz, but not just as a model. He is the co-creator of the Halsey menswear line.

– Lozil

Training, G-Money For Adidas, Bad News, Good News, Fashion!

13 Mar

Satellite (9)The team had their third training session of the week in preparation for their away match on Saturday with Malaga. Fabio & Sergio returned to the group. Continue reading