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David Beckham: Where the Hot Never Ends

22 Jan

Seriously, how hot can you getRemember the H&M ads that had David Beckham running around in his underwear? Well, the booty is back (kind of).

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Diamonds On The Soles Of His Shoes*

14 Jan

035_W94A2810_native_1600(*Well, actually, the sides of his shoes, but honestly, they’re frigging diamonds so does it really matter and why would I pass up a chance to paraphrase Paul Simon?) To celebrate, Crispy’s 3rd Ballon d’Or, Nike has made him a very special boot featuring his name in microdiamonds. As you do. Continue reading

Training For Vigo, Citizen Keylor, Riding, Posing, Carding, Watching & Winning

4 Dec
G-Money: Comin' atcha like a freight train

G-Money: Comin’ atcha like a freight train

I’m sure that is exactly what opposing goalkeepers see in their nightmares because…Gareth. The same could be said for the bulk of our team. How frigging awesome are we?  Continue reading

Cristiano Gets Shirty

18 Nov

1416150176222_Image_galleryImage_MADRID_SPAIN_NOVEMBER_16_Crispy has kicked off his shirt collection and the promo pictures are fabulous. Enjoy! (Larger versions after the jump). Continue reading

A Happy Anniversary Pants Cake

3 Nov

campaignHas it only been a year since Cristiano’s underwear line (and subsequent huge skivvy pictures) were unleashed on the world. How do you celebrate such a watershed moment? Well, if you’re Cristiano, you do it by carving up a cake that looks like a giant pair of y-fronts. That’s…um, appetizing? Continue reading

How’s About A Little Llorente Before Dinner? (Or Is This Dessert?)

25 Sep

While watching that video of Bayern for Armani in the last post, I stumbled upon this interview with Fernando Llorente at the Armani show which then led to his GQ Spain photo shoot in June for the designer, which I completely missed! Blame it on the World Cup. Continue reading

Armani Made to Measure for Bayern München

25 Sep

Armani announced a clothing partnership with Bayern München last May. And yesterday, Armani released a short behind-the-scenes video of the team photo shoot completed on August 25.

Lots of enjoyable, quick shots. Lewandowski offering a wink. Reina with his aviators. Robben looking nervous. Götze stroking Lahm’s tie. No Xabi though, as this was pre-transfer. The good ol’ days.


King Bitchface von Sex Beard, Style Icon

21 Sep

Vanidades, a popular Spanish language women’s magazine, named David Villa as their Icon of Style Award for Sports this past Thursday. Ahh……unexpected, right? Continue reading

David Beckham For Belstaff

12 Sep

senatus_yyb3H6The glorious Mr. Beckham, not content just to model for Belstaff, has launched his own capsule collection for the luxury menswear brand.

He was in NYC for a book signing event at the Belstaff store. Continue reading

How To Wear Your Dragons

26 Aug

Satellite (1)The egg has hatched y’all. Meet our new FODs* (Fathers of Dragons) The presentation of our new Champions League kits took place today at the Presidential Box of the Bernabeu. Continue reading