Tag Archives: Fernando Llorente

Mazel Tov: Mr. & Mrs. The Baby and Several Other Weddings

21 Jun

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The Baby wed his long time girlfriend Camille Tytgat Saturday in France. How adorable and in love do these two look? Continue reading

Something That Did NOT Make My Day: Llorente Fashion Horror

16 Jun

Lord knows I love me some Lion King but is that a leather jacket with jorts? Oh hells no, my Llove.  A sick part of me wants to know what shoes he’s wearing. I’m betting they are mandals. Just a sneaky feeling. His poor friend Damian has an expression like “Oh…um…do we really need to share a picture of this moment, dude? You’re….I mean I’m not really dressed properly and um, yeah okay, whatever. ::resigned sigh::” Let’s cleanse the palate by enjoying some Fer in Armani.

– Lozil

Ready For Juventus, Part I

12 May

SatelliteReady (or not), we meet Juve tomorrow to decide a place in the Champions League final. No pressure or anything, right? The team had their training today joined by Castilla players Marcos Llorente and Odegaard and Under-19 goalkeeper Oliveros. Luka & Sami worked out indoors. Continue reading

Onward To The Semi-Finals! But First, Celta

23 Apr

Satellite (4)::sings:: “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! We’ll know more tomorrow! The reveal of our semi-final opponent is only a day away!” :: (I’m not wearing the wig watishista Dollo, but the dog purse is under my desk. Sorry for the in joke, folks. Long story…).  We’re advanced to our fifth consecutive Champions League semi-final. Hooray! And tomorrow we’ll find out if we face Barcelona, Juventus or Bayern Munich. Continue reading

Morata & Llorente Finishing School — Gamedayplus Episode 12 — adidas Football

22 Apr

These two ridiculous boyfriends are doing a lot to take my mind off today’s match and the resulting stress. It should be entitled When The Lion King Met King Muppet Baby. I’m so glad this bromance is still going strong at Juve.  The video is chock full of silliness – piggy back rides and boot polishing, ftw! Continue reading

A New OT3?

2 Jan


It’s a tad late, but too adorable not to share. Juventus made this Christmas animation and it’s delightful. Grumpy unimpressed Pirlo, Gigi’s interview getting interrupted and I’m pretty sure that’s supposed to be Llorente & Morata in the shower together starting about 1:56! I couldn’t stop laughing. Even animators and Santa ship them. I guess we have a new OT3. Llmoho? Sallmo? Shame it wasn’t Gigi and Fer in the shower with Santa or they could have been called Buffllho!

– Lozil

The Daily Drool – Epic Bromance Month – Gigi Buffon, Fernando Llorente & Alvaro Morata

30 Dec

By1MrUzCIAE-7QKSee this man? He’s sitting mighty pretty at Juve (as if he could sit any other way). Why? Because he’s at the center of the tallest bromantic triangle in Serie A: BuffllmoContinue reading

El Rey León Does Karaoke

13 Nov

Llorente on El HormigueroIt’s no secret that I have serious love for Llorente. I’ve never attempted to hide it. And while trolling Tumblr a little earlier, I came across this gem from his appearance earlier this week on El Hormiguero.

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Happy Birthday Morata!

23 Oct

Morata-1Even though he’s left us for Juventus and the loving arms of Fernando Llorente & Gigi Buffon (Lucky bastard! Bufflmo 4EVA!), I still have a soft spot in my heart for King Muppet Baby who turns 22 today. Feliz Cumpleaños, Alvaro – we miss you!

Morata Sings and Scores

27 Sep

Bykj6svIEAAsGPMI’ll see the Morata-Buffon-Llorente threesome offered previously, and raise ya’ll a singing and scoring Morata! The singing was part of his Twitter chat, #AskMorata, which took place this past Thursday. His singing starts around the 0:36 second mark. Continue reading