The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here. At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!
– Lozil
Okay, now he’s just taking the piss. Yesterday I was ranting about Poldi making a lady hat. And now he’s gone and put a lady hat on his lady dog. ::headdesk::
I give up.
– Lozil
Okay, I love me some Poldi, I really do but seriously? I can wear the regular AHA! hat, thanks very much. You don’t have to make me a special pink floral version just because I have a vagina. Honestly. I swear I won’t spontaneously combust or suddenly grow a penis if I wear the black & white one. Continue reading
So I found this in my inbox today and it made me growl in frustration. Why not Mommy’s little mascot? Because I know plenty of hardcore lady Madridistas with woobinses. You may think that I’m overreacting, but check out the whole ad after the jump. Continue reading
…and by that, I mean it’s time for Napoli to release their annual calendar. Remember last year’s Pipita sushi extravaganza? Continue reading
Yes, we won and kept a clean sheet yesterday, but everyone seemed laser focused on Sergio’s newest hairdo during the match. ::shaking my head:: Sigh. He will do what he will do. I’m also side eyeing the additions to his tattoo. It’s getting more challenging by the second. As long as he doesn’t touch his chest, I’ll tolerate it. I still haven’t forgiven DAgger for defacing his fabulous chesticles. Continue reading
Last night, watishista Rose gifted me with this shot of Pipa reportedly from an upcoming Napoli calendar which is, obviously, a must have now. I’ve been laughing hysterically ever since.
Upon viewing this, Shigs said “Is she thinking about plucking his eyebrows with those chopsticks? Because if so, she’s gonna be there all night.” I don’t think that’s the kind of “all night long” Mr. Hola Bonita was hoping for. Also those trousers? Not flattering. And don’t get me started on the floral shirt. But in the context of this picture, it’s all perfect. Brilliant, even. I WOULD NOT CHANGE A THING. Continue reading
After the infamy of Sexy Football Managers 2013 (at the end of this post), artist James Husbands has returned with another hilarious calendar for the new year. Continue reading
Excuse my lazy ass mood. I got home after 9 PM again tonight and I was just chillin’ and giggling over Sergio calling Jesus Navas “my little bird” on Twitter. WTF, Sese? Don’t ever change.
Here is a quick sweep of bits & bobs with more tomorrow. So, this is one ‘baller’s elementary school photo. Who might it be? Hint: Shigs is running in the other direction. Continue reading
The Double A sex beards are beginning to make a reappearance!
It’s always a good day when you see The Double As together. Here’s some stuff from yesterday. Couldn’t post because I was drinking my body weight in beer while watching the Champions League final. And yes, I’m hurting today. And yes, I know I deserve it. I have to get my arse moving though because we have a game in a few hours. Urgh. I’m so very glad tomorrow is a holiday and I can get some rest.
The team arrived in San Sebastian yesterday and holed up at the Astoria hotel.
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 