Tag Archives: Footy Merchandise

Blankie!

28 Jul

The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here.  At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!

– Lozil

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In The Doghouse

3 Apr

Okay, now he’s just taking the piss.  Yesterday I was ranting about Poldi making a lady hat. And now he’s gone and put a lady hat on his lady dog. ::headdesk::

I give up.

– Lozil

What Is Wrong With This Picture, Part 2

2 Apr

Okay, I love me some Poldi, I really do but seriously? I can wear the regular AHA! hat, thanks very much. You don’t have to make me a special pink floral version just because I have a vagina. Honestly. I swear I won’t spontaneously combust or suddenly grow a penis if I wear the black & white one. Continue reading

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

2 Mar

Girls like soccer too arseholes2So I found this in my inbox today and it made me growl in frustration. Why not Mommy’s little mascot?  Because I know plenty of hardcore lady Madridistas with woobinses. You may think that I’m overreacting, but check out the whole ad after the jump. Continue reading

It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year…

3 Dec

napoli-ssc…and by that, I mean it’s time for Napoli to release their annual calendar. Remember last year’s Pipita sushi extravaganza? Continue reading

Your Life Choices, Sergio: Examine Them

10 Mar

tumblr_n26qp2K2fN1qftb6ko1_500Yes, we won and kept a clean sheet yesterday, but everyone seemed laser focused on Sergio’s newest hairdo during the match. ::shaking my head::  Sigh. He will do what he will do. I’m also side eyeing the additions to his tattoo. It’s getting more challenging by the second. As long as he doesn’t touch his chest, I’ll tolerate it.  I still haven’t forgiven DAgger for defacing his fabulous chesticles. Continue reading

UPDATED: This Pipita Picture Is Giving Me Life Today

9 Nov

IMG_7493Last night, watishista Rose gifted me with this shot of Pipa reportedly from an upcoming Napoli calendar which is, obviously, a must have now. I’ve been laughing hysterically ever since.

Upon viewing this, Shigs said “Is she thinking about plucking his eyebrows with those chopsticks? Because if so, she’s gonna be there all night.” I don’t think that’s the kind of “all night long” Mr. Hola Bonita was hoping for. Also those trousers? Not flattering. And don’t get me started on the floral shirt. But in the context of this picture, it’s all perfect. Brilliant, even. I WOULD NOT CHANGE A THING.  Continue reading