Tag Archives: Guti

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

🎬🔊😎🔜 Guau

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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

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Happy Father’s Day!

19 Mar

#díadelpadre 👍🏾☀️✨

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It’s Father’s Day in Europe and here’s how a few of the ballers acknowledged it. First up, The Baby and his baby (we still don’t know his name).

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New Year & Holiday Fun

1 Jan

2017Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) Continue reading

Catching Up Pre-Derby

17 Nov

_7am7869thumbWell. much like most of our internationals, I’m baaaaack! I survived my work conference with little to no health issues. I really wish I could say the same for our team! Continue reading

More Halloween Fun & A Birthday

31 Oct

Happyyy Halloweennnn 👻👻👻💉💉💉

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More Halloween pictures! First up, Remy Cabella looking very scary! Continue reading

Mazel Tov: Guti & Romina Finally Tie The Knot!

15 Jul

J&R💓 Just Married 💍 🌸Best Day Ever 🌸 🌿14/07/16🌿

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After 5 years together and one son (Enzo), Guti & Romina had a surprise wedding yesterday.  Continue reading

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

19 Mar

Satellite (7)Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh. Continue reading