Friday Training & More

I’m not even sure what to say about the Champions League match. We seem so off balance – something integral is missing and I don’t know what it is. I just hope it sorts itself out quickly.

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BVmqbZoAj2V

::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

Oh, but there is more…

Happy Father’s Day!

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#díadelpadre 👍🏾☀️✨

A post shared by Raphael Varane (@raphaelvarane) on Mar 19, 2017 at 7:28am PDT

It’s Father’s Day in Europe and here’s how a few of the ballers acknowledged it. First up, The Baby and his baby (we still don’t know his name).

New Year & Holiday Fun

Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!)

Catching Up Pre-Derby

Well. much like most of our internationals, I’m baaaaack! I survived my work conference with little to no health issues. I really wish I could say the same for our team!

More Halloween Fun & A Birthday

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Happyyy Halloweennnn 👻👻👻💉💉💉

A post shared by Remy Cabella💥 (@remycabella) on Oct 31, 2016 at 12:24pm PDT

More Halloween pictures! First up, Remy Cabella looking very scary!

Mazel Tov: Guti & Romina Finally Tie The Knot!

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J&R💓 Just Married 💍 🌸Best Day Ever 🌸 🌿14/07/16🌿

A post shared by Romina Belluscio 🇦🇷 & 🇪🇸 (@rominabelluscio1) on Jul 15, 2016 at 3:26am PDT

After 5 years together and one son (Enzo), Guti & Romina had a surprise wedding yesterday. 

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh.

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!

More New Year’s Eve Pix

Por un año con estrella ! Feliz 2016 a todos . #nohabíauvasmásgrandesenelsúper #lashemostomadoconelhorarioespañol

A photo posted by Sara Carbonero (@saracarbonero) on Dec 31, 2015 at 3:40pm PST

The NYE pictures are starting to roll in. None from Sergio…yet. But here are some fun ones. Jese saw Karim’s WTF-ness and raised the bar even higher.