Tag Archives: He’s A Model & He’s Looking Good I’d Like To Take Him Home It’s Understood

Watishing Into 2019

31 Dec

I honestly thought nothing could top 2017 for sheer fuckery. To that, 2018 said “Hold my beer.” Real Madrid-wise, there were highs (Decimotercera for one thing) and lows (the departures of Zizou and Cristiano, our current confusing form, etc.) but through all of it, we persevere. Continue reading

Advertisements

Watishing Into 2018

31 Dec

Lord almighty, what a year it’s been. I wish it could say it was a good one, but let’s be honest, overall it wasn’t. There was so much turmoil – even more than we could have anticipated. Along with the fear, anger and heartbreak, there were some things to celebrate though… Continue reading

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

2 Feb

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?! Continue reading

Cristiano In GQ’s Body Issue

16 Jan

R-CoverAw yeah! Cris is the cover model for GQ’s upcoming Body Issue along with Alessandro Ambrosio. That’s a whole lotta physical perfection in one photo…and Alessandra is cute too.  Continue reading

Pup-ita And More Napoli Action

27 Oct

12190921_10207735438533480_8625969381020248957_nWatishista/Napoli fan extraordinaire Maria Rosaria sent me this fanstastic shot of Pipita snuggling the adorable puppy of teammate Dries Mertens. Not sure who is cuter, tbh.  Continue reading

FMR* And A Peace Offering

7 Oct

xabialonso_quer_article_landscape*F—ing Mercury Retrograde. It’s eating my life at the moment. So as a peace offering, here’s some Xabi (as much as it breaks my heart). Continue reading

Cristiano Gets His Skills On – Both Ball Work and Modeling

14 Jul

Cris was demonstrating his some of his skills this past week. First up, he was showing off his ball work on Japanese TV show.

I wonder that guy playing keepy uppie with him is supposed to be in a Sergio Ramos costume to make Cris feel more at home? I mean, c’mon! Red & blue shoes, rolled up electric blue pants, green shirt layered over a white shirt, pink jacket and straw fedora with electric blue trim (last seen on Pipita circa 2011): that is Classic Ramos Casual.  Cris probably appreciated such attention to detail and slung an arm around the guy afterward and suggested a Big Gucci belt buckle buying binge.  Continue reading