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Never Change Cristiano!

5 Nov

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So I saw this picture yesterday and was laughing so hard that I couldn’t post. I’m still laughing. I can’t tell if the look the photographer was going for was “Cristiano passed out in the marigolds in his undies and a designer coat” or  it’s just Cris rolling his eyes and thinking “Jesus, why do they put me in situations like this” and he was caught by the camera. No matter the motivation, this is hilarious. Never change, Cristiano.

– Lozil


28 Jul

The man who has everything wants you to have everything him. Cristiano has launched his own line of “luxury blankets” (well, as luxurious as 100% acrylic fiber can be). You can order the blankets and see the whole range here.  At $130 a pop not counting shipping, it’s a bit steep. They are offering 20% off this week, but still. I think I’ll have to take a pass on this one though the pink and black one is cute. Thanks to watishisto El Fano for giving me the heads up on this one!

– Lozil

James Jair Jorror

1 Jul

James-Rodriguez (1)Seriously, James? SERIOUSLY? Are you having some quarter life crisis? Were you sad that Sergio hasn’t done something hideous to his hair lately and you decided to take on that mantle? Bleach blonde himbo seems to be the summer trend. But even your adorable family aren’t consoling me. I guess we’ll have to make do with the bathing suit shots after the jump.  Continue reading

Final Training Of The Year & Holiday Wishes

31 Dec

SatelliteSese joined the team for the first part of the session today. Can’t wait to see what he wears for New Year’s Eve. Undoubtedly something with a hedgehog on it while Pilar will be in animal print. Continue reading

All The Money In The World…

9 Dec

…and he chooses to dress like this. Well, Benz isn’t exactly known for his good decisions now is he? I guess we can just add this to the list. (At least the only place this bad decision will end him up is on the Worst Dressed List).

– Lozil

Oh Karim, WTH?

27 Oct

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What the? Oh Karim, never change. I have no clue what this is about, but I can’t help but enjoy the hell out of this. Whatever this is.

– Lozil

Returning Internationals Hit The Pitch

9 Sep

A Lady (Edith) never tells his age

Edith celebrated his 30th on the pitch, where he belongs! The bulk of the internationals have returned to Madrid. Continue reading

Something That Made My Day: Zlatan Perfume

16 Jun

Okay, when I stop laughing, perhaps I’ll be able to have coherent thoughts about what this smells like. Ligonberries & victory? Zlatan sweat & tears of those not worthy? I can’t even. I just know that I’m all in. (In case you’re wondering, the logo comes from his back tattoos.)

– Lozil

Confetti, Hideous Clothing & The Remedy

9 Jun

Gareth, his top knot, Drogs & David Luiz are featured in a new BT Sport Europe where they get blue and white confetti dumped on them. Guess Sergio must have seen it (“Shiny!!!!” he cooed with delight) and the color combo inspired him unleash his latest fashion faux pas.
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Someone Is REALLY Happy To Be Back In Madrid & More

31 Mar

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Check out Time #Goodvibes #K

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I’ve had one of those super crazy busy days and when watishista mygypsyspirit sent me this, I nearly peed my pants laughing. I LOVE THIS STRANGE, SILLY MAN SO MUCH! Looks like he’s really happy to be back in Madrid. And how did he get there, you might ask? Continue reading