Do you know what I love? I love the start of the regular season. Do you know what I love more? Starting the season with a home win, which is exactly what Los Blancos gave us because they love us like we love them. Like The Ramos loves El Niño. Like Stevie loves Xabi (*sigh*). Like Lozil loves Zlatan.
Oh, right… That was LAST week against Cordoba. That was the match I wrote a recap for TWICE then forgot to send to Lozil. FAIL. Continue reading
I would normally put this shot at the end of the post, with the rest of the social media goodies, but seriously…Pepe’s in his underwear. That’s an opening shot, not a closer! I don’t know why it took this pic for me to realize it, but Pepe is totally the type of guy who’s pants are off within seconds of getting in the door. Pepe, we love you for that & thank you for sharing. Continue reading
Oh look, cuties on a plane! I’m going to forgive Javi’s thumbs up/point to ya homie combination, because I realize it could have been a lot worse…. He could’ve went all wangsta on us & posed with his chin resting between his thumb and index finger. Yeah, you know the pose. *sigh*
…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!
Well Alberto Moreno, behavior like that WILL get you called up again for International Duty! Jeez these newbies move fast, but I guess they have to in order to keep us happy. No Serndando, no Tormata, no Double A’s, no nothing beautiful & bromantic!….except for Seriker. Thank God for Seriker.
La Roja is making me feel like Tyra with these pics….”Best photo goes to….Valdes.” Victor, we will accept your kisses & allow you to enjoy the opening image spot. I don’t know who to hand it to more, the Spanish keepers with their fab booties, flowing air kisses, & willingness to back it up into Iker, or the fab photographers who capture these moments. Either way, I yam happy girl.
Sergio presents us with a very interesting juxtaposition, pairing his Virgin Mary tee with his Dsquared crotch. Where will our eyes go first? (no surprise) Why do I feel guilty? Why is he testing us?? I give up, you sexy, sexay thang.
With all the La Liga/transfer drama & sadness, International Duty couldn’t have come at a better time. Hopefully the magic of La Roja & their pretty pretty can drag us out of depression and mourning for a few moments. This is a big post with a lot of compiled shizz, so I aim to bring smiles to your faces at least once! Here we go, awful outfits, handsome faces, and singing…yes, singing.
Oh Fernando, how I’ve missed your Farrah Fawcett/Wolverine hybrid hair! I’m so glad his pretty prettiness was called up by VdB…now if he can only get some minutes. VdB, give the man some minutes! Let me stop myself before this turns into a ‘I pledge allegiance to the Lion King’ post, we’ve have many a pressers & piccies to get through.
Of Headbands and Heartbreak
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Of Headbands and Heartbreak... 