Tag Archives: Jailbait!

Haidar, You With The Stars In Your Eyes* , Christmas Catch Up & More

31 Dec

Satellite (10)While it was nice to end our year with a 3-1 win today, there were moments of sadness. First, no Pirata and most upsetting, Jailbait! tore his ACL for the third time and was carried off on a stretcher. I’m absolutely gutted for him. He’s like the Spanish Stu Holden. ūüė¶ Continue reading

Laughter In The Rain, A Model, A Birthday & Checking In With Some Past Players

18 Mar


Satellite (7)Cristiano appears to not be letting the rain and the criticism get to him. Stay strong, Commander! We need your magic on Sunday for El Clasico. Continue reading

Match Recap: Real Madrid Vs. Real Sociedad

10 Feb

Real Madrid flagsWas anyone else super nervous about this match? We lost to La Real early in the season and I was terrified of similar results. You know how I get… Anything but a win is unacceptable!

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Cena Pirata II

31 Dec

B6GpQFDIcAAB_OMThe luscious and always missed Esteban Granero held his second annual Cena Pirata dinner in San Sebastian ¬†on December 29. 20 children from shelters in the¬†province of¬†Gipuzkoa were invited to attend. Last year’s event was a big hit and this year appears to be just as successful. Continue reading

Match Recap: La Liga – Real Sociedad v Real Madrid

4 Sep

AnoetaDo you know what I love? I love the start of the regular season. Do you know what I love more? Starting the season with a home win, which is exactly what Los Blancos gave us because they love us like we love them. Like The Ramos loves El Ni√Īo. Like Stevie loves Xabi (*sigh*). Like Lozil loves Zlatan.

Oh, right… That was LAST week against Cordoba. That was the match I wrote a recap for TWICE then forgot to send to Lozil. FAIL. Continue reading

First Training Of The Week & A Visit From The Eternal Captain

27 Aug

Satellite (11)If the rumors of Xabi leaving for Bayern Munich are true, I’m going to go into a mourning period beyond that of when Mesut took off for Arsenal and I was nearly inconsolable for a month. Xabi, listen, I’m fulfilling a life long dream of seeing Kate Bush live next week. DO. NOT. HARSH. MY. ETHEREAL. KATE. MELLOW. Continue reading

Presenting The Pirate

29 Jul

10320388_834635503213269_931248992851992407_nEsteban, looking for all the world in that picture like he was just asked to listen to Matchbox 20 b-sides, was presented today at Anoeta. Continue reading