Tag Archives: Jese Rodriguez

Well, Then…

6 Mar

I have been tied up with a project where the deadline was moved up 4 1/2 weeks so that hasn’t left me much time for soccer. However, the past week has clearly not been kind to Los Blancos. I have shook my fist at heaven and cursed at my TV. I’m sure you did the same. But there is always next year and we can’t win everything all the time (clearly). This too shall pass. A small antidote to the fuckery that actually made me crack a smile was this picture of Jese. Let those tiger asses soothe your soul, people! Tomorrow is another day. And as Jese says here, “If you dream about it, you can make it a reality.” So let’s start dreaming about a winning future for our boys. (And seriously, does he mean he dreamed that outfit into reality? Because…damn.)

Hala Madrid y nada mas!

– Lozil

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The Sergio Ramos School of Fashion

3 Sep

Now, in my warped mind, Sergio is giving this dude his shirt as a reward for his very Ramos-esque fashion skillz. The jeans with an applique, the reddish boots with some sort of design and the denim Frankencoat Jr. with the sheep fur collar (isn’t it a bazillion degrees in Spain right now?!). Please, please, please let the letters on the collar actually spell out ‘Ramos’. In my fantasies, it certainly does.

However, in reality, this is Colombian singer Maluma, who like vintage Sese, is very tatted up, long haired and muscly (enjoy his Instagram feed if you’re down with that action). He’s in Spain on tour and getting to the Bernabeu was a dream come true for him. He also has a new video with Shakira called Clandestino which features Shak expertly twirling da chiffon on a beach like she’s the Colombian Katia Aveiro.

But whether reality or my (admittedly better) alternative, let’s just pour out a bottle of Drakkar Noir in recognition for these awesome fashion stylings of this very pretty man. Jese could never.

– Lozil

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

Oh, but there is more… Continue reading

All Ready To Meet Las Palmas

28 Feb

_3am4936thumbThe whole team (with the exception of the injured Varane had their last training before welcoming Las Palmas (and Jese!) to the Bernabeu tomorrow. Continue reading

New Year & Holiday Fun

1 Jan

2017Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) Continue reading

It’s (Finally) Official: Jese to PSG

8 Aug

JeseIt’s been talked about for awhile, but the official news has finally come down. Jese is off to PSG. And you know what that means: French rap collaborations! Continue reading

Friday Training, Clinic Kiddies And the “Canadian Marcelo”

22 Jul

_HH21072Thumb,0The team continued training for the fifth day in a row. How good is it to see The Baby back in action? Continue reading