Tag Archives: Jese Rodriguez

In Case You Were Wondering What Jese Was Up To…

21 Jun

🎬🔊😎🔜 Guau

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::snort:: It’s much as you would imagine but at this point he’s out Ramosed The Ramos!

What is that outfit even? He looks like he’s crash landed in some sort of version of Baller Bad Fashion Heaven (which apparently is located in Versailles).  From the waist down, it  is straight up extraneous zippers ahoy! Apparently there is a DSquared store in heaven…  And from the neckline up, it’s so damn 70s that I almost can’t cope.  He seems to be channeling a very nervous undercover Rhoda Morgenstern  being a wallflower at the high school dance if,  you know, Rhoda had a beard and some bitchin’ shades. Wow. Somewhere The Ramos and Guti are shook.

Oh, but there is more… Continue reading

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All Ready To Meet Las Palmas

28 Feb

_3am4936thumbThe whole team (with the exception of the injured Varane had their last training before welcoming Las Palmas (and Jese!) to the Bernabeu tomorrow. Continue reading

New Year & Holiday Fun

1 Jan

2017Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) Continue reading

It’s (Finally) Official: Jese to PSG

8 Aug

JeseIt’s been talked about for awhile, but the official news has finally come down. Jese is off to PSG. And you know what that means: French rap collaborations! Continue reading

Friday Training, Clinic Kiddies And the “Canadian Marcelo”

22 Jul

_HH21072Thumb,0The team continued training for the fifth day in a row. How good is it to see The Baby back in action? Continue reading

New Jey M Video

15 Jul

So the new Jey M video is out, long after the Yo Sabia single was released and it…well, let’s just say it needs more chiffon. Continue reading

In Barcelona

2 Apr

Satellite (4)The team traveled to Barcelona earlier today for the dreaded El Clasico. Continue reading