It’s Official: Jesús Fernández Heads To Levante

The exodus continues. Our goalkeeping woobins Jesús is off to Levante, doing the ol’ switcheroo with Keylor Navas. Wishing him all the luck in the world.

– Lozil

It’s Official: Keylor Navas Signs To Real Madrid & Our Drama Continues

This all went down yesterday, but I couldn’t cope with talking about it once I got home. (He’s signed a 6 year contract and will be presented tomorrow. Here’s some more info)

No doubt in my mind that Navas is a terrific goalkeeper, but…did we really need him? Nah. And of course, we already have plenty of drama surrounding our goalkeepers. 

Two Weddings & A Baby

Love was in the air this weekend when Nacho married his girlfriend Maria Cortes. Many of our players (present and past) were on hand for the ceremony with their ladies. Illara, Morata, Isco, Dani Carvajal, Jesus Fernandez, Arbeloa, Joselu & brother of the groom Alex.

Shaving! Haircuts! History! More Frakkin’ Injuries & Off To Vigo

Someone has gone clean shaven for the trip to Vigo, I see. I’ll take my Xabi in any way, shape or form, so works for me.

Final Whistle Means Party Time a.k.a Drunk Xabi Time

I love that once the title is secured, we know exactly what to expect next….locker room dancing, heavily gif’d shenanigans (bless the giffers!), and DRUNK XABI. A win just wouldn’t be the same without the latter!

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

We….did….IT!!!!! Faq, it feels good to have a trophy again, doesn’t it?? I still don’t think it’s sunk in for me yet. Not that I didn’t think the boys could do it, they just stir up a whirlwind of emotions & it takes time for me to process all the cray! And by cray I mean watching the celebrations, anticipating a Copa accident, and then being slightly disappointed that the thing made it out alive… But shit….now that we have one, let’s go for a fuckin’ clean sweep. The treble, boys, THE TREBLE!

Champions League Action Here We Come

Show us what ya got!

Final training session before CL quarter finals tomorrow? Check. Another player to add to our growing list of injured boys? Check. Seriously, can we STOP with the injuries please?? It’s like everytime someone is close to rejoining the team, we find ourselves with another player on the way out. Ugh.

All Set To Take Our Frustration Out On Sevilla

It looks like everyone is feeling the need for speed, except for Pepe. Look at that poor, little, gloved grip on the side of the golf cart! He probably would’ve jumped out if Benz was in the driver’s seat 😉 Given the weekend we had, it really is nice to see the boys in such good spirits. I know the smiles are helping me move on, that still doesn’t mean I don’t want to see them tear into Sevilla tomorrow!

2 Trainings, A Clinic, Iker’s Call For Respect & A Birthday

Arbeloa: mad bendy and shit

I’m imagining that Chori saw this picture of Arbeloa’s flexibility and walked into a wall. I don’t blame him. Always good to show ’em what they’re missing! Lots to cover so let’s get to it.

You Know He’s Squeeing Hardcore

The world’s number one 300 fanboy, Arbeloa, got to go to the premiere of 300: Dawn of an Empire and he brought some buddies along: Dani, Isco, Illara, Nacho, DLo & Jesus. I bet Arbie annoyed the hell out of everyone by yelling “This is Sparta!” and “Tonight we dine in hell!” before the movie started. I’m also betting he added a whole bunch of new quotes to his vocab to repeat over and over on the way home in the car. It will be a miracle if one of those guys doesn’t leave him by the side of the road. Bless. I love how excited he gets by about things. Remember, this is a man who owns his own Game of Thrones broadsword. He is a hot nerd and I love him for it.

– Lozil