World Cup 2014 – The Wake Up Call & Even Weirder Beat Up Xabi Photoshoot

Adidas launched their Wake Up Call campaign starring (as usual) Messi along with Dani Alves, Basti Schweinsteiger, Luis Suarez,  Xavi, Jordi Alba, Mesut Ozil,  Robin Van Persie and David Villa along with many of their national teammates. It’s supposed to be dreamlike but the photo shoot after the jump is more the stuff of nightmares.

World Cup 2014 – Group B: The B Stands for Bromance

What better way to start my group coverage than with a post full of national team love, right?

Iker, Xavi, César, Jordi & Diego: That’s One Hell Of A Boy Band.

Several members of La Roja (and Diego Costa – yes, I know he’s a member but I’m still bitter about it) appeared in Maldita Nerea’s (in association with Iberdrola) video for Buena Energía.

UPDATED: Sergio Gets A New Tattoo And A Visit From The Drama Llama

Oh Sergio, really?! At least it’s on your arm. I just don’t even know what to think. Also, Rodrigo Galvez is doing your tat? Are you cheating on our beloved Leo Millares? SCANDAL!

Anti-Sex Beard Tendencies, Training, Saluting Puyol, y Mas

Can everyone step AWAY from the big razor, please?? They’ve already got poor Albiol and Cesc! From bearded glory to teenage “price check on aisle 5” grocery boys. *cries* La Roja needs more sponsors that are Team Preserve The Sex Beard! You gotta love VdB’s “Go for my stache & I’ll cut a bitch” look though.

“Who let Diego Costa in here?”

You know peeps were thinking that upon his arrival today…mmhmm. Boy, I would not want to be in his position. It’s tough enough being the new guy, imagine being the new guy AND Diego Costa. Yikes, no thank you! I’m sure Diego thought his arrival was going to be the attention grabber of the day and maybe it was in other places, but at HB&HB we’re all about the easy, breezy, beautiful Xabi arrival and Sergio’s crotch pockets…yes, crotch pockets.

International Break Means Get Your Worst Outfit Ready…

…at least for Sergio it does. What. The. Actual. Fuck. Is. He. Wearing. Dear Lord, just when you thought you’ve seen the worst from him!

A Lotta La Roja All Up In Yo Face

Let me tell you, never and I mean never lose track of posting when ya boys are on international duty! It’s not healthy to let your La Roja coverage get backed up, you’ve got to ogle freely & share the goods. Instead of game watching & fangirling I was house hunting, it was not fun -__- but all the La Roja treats we missed have been compiled into one longggggggggg & pretty post. Get ready for lots of Sese.

La Roja Ready for Finland

Soldado’s got a hold of Iker and someone’s got a hold of their wedgie…we see you unidentified male in the upper right corner! La Roja finished up their preparations for tomorrow’s WC Qualifier against Finland….can we get a big win, boys??

A Big Ol’ La Roja Pick-Me-Up

With all the La Liga/transfer drama & sadness, International Duty couldn’t have come at a better time. Hopefully the magic of La Roja & their pretty pretty can drag us out of depression and mourning for a few moments. This is a big post with a lot of compiled shizz, so I aim to bring smiles to your faces at least once! Here we go, awful outfits, handsome faces, and singing…yes, singing.