Tag Archives: Katia Aveiro

The Sergio Ramos School of Fashion

3 Sep

Now, in my warped mind, Sergio is giving this dude his shirt as a reward for his very Ramos-esque fashion skillz. The jeans with an applique, the reddish boots with some sort of design and the denim Frankencoat Jr. with the sheep fur collar (isn’t it a bazillion degrees in Spain right now?!). Please, please, please let the letters on the collar actually spell out ‘Ramos’. In my fantasies, it certainly does.

However, in reality, this is Colombian singer Maluma, who like vintage Sese, is very tatted up, long haired and muscly (enjoy his Instagram feed if you’re down with that action). He’s in Spain on tour and getting to the Bernabeu was a dream come true for him. He also has a new video with Shakira called Clandestino which features Shak expertly twirling da chiffon on a beach like she’s the Colombian Katia Aveiro.

But whether reality or my (admittedly better) alternative, let’s just pour out a bottle of Drakkar Noir in recognition for these awesome fashion stylings of this very pretty man. Jese could never.

– Lozil

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New Year & Holiday Fun

1 Jan

2017Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) Continue reading

Bits & Bobs: Prancing Pony, Baby Steps And Da Chiffon

9 Oct

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Miramos adelante. / We look forward. #VamosEspaña

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In order to cope with the dread of tonight’s Presidential debate, I thought a little bits & bobs post might be in order. And what makes us cheerier than a prancing Pony? Continue reading

New Jey M Video

15 Jul

So the new Jey M video is out, long after the Yo Sabia single was released and it…well, let’s just say it needs more chiffon. Continue reading

Zlatan’s Zlerfume Ad Is Just What You’d Expect (And Then Some)

12 Aug

I’ve been waiting for a commercial or print campaign for Zlatan’s new perfume since he announced it in June. It came out today and exceeded expectations. It features  a koi swimming, flowers blooming, shots of Paris, a thumping beat and a sweaty Zlatan working that chiffon like he’s Katia Aveiro on da beach or in da club. Add that all together and I have no frigging clue what it smells like, but really, who cares? ZLATAN HAS HIS OWN PERFUME. Erm, or “zlerfume” if you like. Either way, it’s gonna be an instant classic.

Watishista Katie Ann will love the video due to all the chiffon abuse (I love it too!)  And hat tip to Dr. P for sending this on to me. I’ve had my head down at work all day and completely missed it.

– Lozil

Flashin’ Those Diamonds

20 Jan

Satellite (10)Crispy isn’t saving his microdiamond boots for a special occasion, oh no!- he’s wearing them in training. The team got back down to work after a day off as they prepare for Saturday’s Liga match vs. Córdoba. Continue reading

Ningún Niño Sin Regalo Campaign, Baller “Fashion” & So Begins The Reign Of Jey M

5 Jan

Satellite (1)Tomorrow is Dia de los Reyes in Spain so Real Madrid Foundation kicked off their 6th annual Ningún niño sin regalo (No child without a gift) campaign. A worthy cause indeed. Over 1500 gifts will be given to children who are under the care of the Community of Madrid. 30 lucky kids were invited to take the Bernabeu tour and received gifts directly from Sergio, Jese & a clean shaven Isco. Continue reading