Now, in my warped mind, Sergio is giving this dude his shirt as a reward for his very Ramos-esque fashion skillz. The jeans with an applique, the reddish boots with some sort of design and the denim Frankencoat Jr. with the sheep fur collar (isn’t it a bazillion degrees in Spain right now?!). Please, please, please let the letters on the collar actually spell out ‘Ramos’. In my fantasies, it certainly does.
However, in reality, this is Colombian singer Maluma, who like vintage Sese, is very tatted up, long haired and muscly (enjoy his Instagram feed if you’re down with that action). He’s in Spain on tour and getting to the Bernabeu was a dream come true for him. He also has a new video with Shakira called Clandestino which features Shak expertly twirling da chiffon on a beach like she’s the Colombian Katia Aveiro.
But whether reality or my (admittedly better) alternative, let’s just pour out a bottle of Drakkar Noir in recognition for these awesome fashion stylings of this very pretty man. Jese could never.
– Lozil
Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO). Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!) 
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