Bitchfacing With A Fuzzy Pom Pom

Central Park!!!

A photo posted by David Villa (@davidvilla) on Nov 15, 2015 at 5:56am PST

Gotta say, this made my day. King Bitchface Von Sex Beard with his family all in matching hats with gigantic pom poms on top.

Villa, What Are They Doing To You?

Well, it’s been unveiled and it’s even worse than I expected. This is just…poo.

Villa’s Ill Advised New Foray Into Music

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¡Ya de vuelta a NY para preparar el debut este domingo en la @mls contra Orlando! Para ir animándonos, os dejo un adelanto de la nueva canción dedicada al @nycfc que apadrino junto a mis amigos @sarahpackiam, @therealtimmitchell y @sterlingnegro. ¡Espero que os guste! #NewYorkCityAllTheWay #NYCFC Back in NY to prepare for our debut this Sunday in the @mls against Orlando! To get pumped, here's a preview of the new song dedicated to @nycfc that I'm a part of with my friends @sarahpackiam, @therealtimmitchell and @sterlingnegro. I hope you like it! #NewYorkCityAllTheWay #NYCFC

A post shared by David Villa (@davidvilla) on Mar 2, 2015 at 3:56pm PST

So, if you’re looking for reasons to NOT support NYC FC, here’s one. This is just a teaser of the full song  “All The Way” which will be released tomorrow and people, it is dire. It sounds like bloody Tubthumping. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?!  When watishista mygypsyspirit sent me that link last night, I almost peed myself laughing.  And to make everything even worse: Villa’s hair situation.

Wednesday Training & A Cartoon Dog As Fashion?

RM: The next generation

What did I say yesterday?! NO MORE INJURIES! What did we get today? ANOTHER FRIGGING INJURY!

King Bitchface von Sex Beard, Style Icon

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Vanidades, a popular Spanish language women’s magazine, named David Villa as their Icon of Style Award for Sports this past Thursday. Ahh……unexpected, right?

David Villa Explores Columbus Circle, Flaunts His Distressed Denim To A Distressed Public

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Conociendo mi nueva casa… Getting to know my new home…

A post shared by David Villa (@davidvilla) on Jun 30, 2014 at 12:20pm PDT

King Bitchface von Sex Beard says he’s “Getting to know my new home…” and apparently that means hanging around outside the Mandarin Oriental. If you’re trying to keep a low profile, Villa, I suggest posing a less well known & easily identifiable location.

World Cup 2014- Goup B- Match Report: Australia 0 – Spain 3

The Spanish players wore black and their goal celebrations were subdued, prompting more than a few “This is Spain’s funeral” remarks from the Spanish media, but in a game played solely for pride, this team made me proud. They and their Australian opponents will go home with a lot to think about, certainly, but today they played a great game of football.

It’s Official: Welcome To New York, King Bitchface Von Sex Beard!

Work and other real life crap has been keeping me to drive by posting lately so I’ve got a bumper crop of stuff to get up on the blog. Here’s the first one…

When I got home on Sunday night and saw the 5 1/2 minute video that Guaje made for Atleti fans to say goodbye, I knew that it was just a matter of time before NYC FC announced signing him. I didn’t have to wait long.

Updated: Match Post: Real Madrid – Atleti

It’s Derby day! I’m both nervous and excited. I think this is going to be a terrific match. And we get to see King Bitchface Von Sex Beard! As much as I love him, I certainly hope he can’t find the net. Feel free to share your thoughts pre, during or post match. I’ll try to update with arrival pictures and line up closer to kick off.

Updated: Starting XI: DLo, Arbie, Sergio, Pepe, Fâbio, Lady Edith, Illarra, Di Maria, Isco, CR7, Benz.

– Lozil

Thursday Night Bits & Bobs

Oh, Karim.

I just even know what to do with him at this point. Here’s some quick bits & bobs before I hit the hay. Click on the galleries after the jump to scroll through the photos & captions.