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Bitchfacing With A Fuzzy Pom Pom

17 Nov

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Central Park!!!

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Gotta say, this made my day. King Bitchface Von Sex Beard with his family all in matching hats with gigantic pom poms on top. Continue reading

Villa, What Are They Doing To You?

4 Mar


Well, it’s been unveiled and it’s even worse than I expected. This is just…poo. Continue reading

Villa’s Ill Advised New Foray Into Music

3 Mar

So, if you’re looking for reasons to NOT support NYC FC, here’s one. This is just a teaser of the full song  “All The Way” which will be released tomorrow and people, it is dire. It sounds like bloody Tubthumping. Who the hell thought that was a good idea?!  When watishista mygypsyspirit sent me that link last night, I almost peed myself laughing.  And to make everything even worse: Villa’s hair situation. Continue reading

Wednesday Training & A Cartoon Dog As Fashion?

11 Feb
RM: The next generation

RM: The next generation

What did I say yesterday?! NO MORE INJURIES! What did we get today? ANOTHER FRIGGING INJURY! Continue reading

King Bitchface von Sex Beard, Style Icon

21 Sep

Vanidades, a popular Spanish language women’s magazine, named David Villa as their Icon of Style Award for Sports this past Thursday. Ahh……unexpected, right? Continue reading

David Villa Explores Columbus Circle, Flaunts His Distressed Denim To A Distressed Public

30 Jun

King Bitchface von Sex Beard says he’s “Getting to know my new home…” and apparently that means hanging around outside the Mandarin Oriental. If you’re trying to keep a low profile, Villa, I suggest posing a less well known & easily identifiable location. Continue reading

World Cup 2014- Goup B- Match Report: Australia 0 – Spain 3

23 Jun

2382488_big-lndThe Spanish players wore black and their goal celebrations were subdued, prompting more than a few “This is Spain’s funeral” remarks from the Spanish media, but in a game played solely for pride, this team made me proud. They and their Australian opponents will go home with a lot to think about, certainly, but today they played a great game of football. Continue reading