Welcome To The World Guille Fernandez Cortes!

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17 de Abril ❤️

A post shared by Nacho Fernandez Iglesias (@nachofdez90) on Apr 17, 2019 at 1:31am PDT

A belated welcome to little Guille! Nacho and Maria welcomed their third child and second son on March 29. Big sister Alejandra and big brother Nachito are checking out the new addition. More pictures after the jump including one with Guille and his papi.

Prepping For Sevilla, A Farewell And A Birthday

Well, we’re through to the next round of the CDR, but honestly, the game was a snooze. Literally, for me. I fell asleep for the last 20 minutes. That’s not good. But we’re through and Isco got to play.

A Four Wedding Weekend!

A whopping four Madrid players said “I do” this weekend around the globe: Danilo, Kovacic, Lucas and Morata.

New Year & Holiday Fun

Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!)

Back To Madrid, Accolades & Families

The team returned to Madrid after Wednesday’s win over Bayern Munich arriving home on Thursday. The game was fun but exhausted (the trip back seemed to take forever). Mygypsyspirit and I spent the following day recovering and hanging out. She left today so I’m getting back to work on things with a very quick catch up. 

More To Celebrate: A Wedding & Two Babies

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Bienvenido a la vida #miniNacho 👼🏼❤️

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La Undecima wasn’t the only good thing that happened on Saturday – Nacho & Maria’s new baby arrived! They’ve only called him (I think it’s a him!) Mini Nacho so I’m guessing that they named him after his daddy – that would make him José Ignacio Fernández Cortes. Big sister Alejandra will now have a playmate. Congrats to the happy family.

But then there were two more surprises. First off, guess who got married?

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh.

While You’re Waiting For The Match To Start…

Our bodies are a blank canvas and underwear is the first thing we put on, so why not start the day well and add a splash of colour to your life! @cr7underwear #cr7underwear

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Feb 16, 2016 at 7:57am PST

…have a mishmash of puppies, babies and selfies and not necessarily in that order.

Sunday Recovery Session & Love Is All Around

The team had a recovery session today. The starters stayed indoors with the exception of Toni came out for a bit of a run.

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!