Tag Archives: Mario Balotelli

Calling All Troublemakers

7 Aug

puma-releases-teaser-new-advert-calling-troublemakers-featuring-balotelli-806x453PUMA just launched a new advertising campaign calling on all troublemakers from across all sports. And when it comes to football, that means calling on Sergio Aguero, Marta, and our beloved sport’s poster boy for troublemaking, Mario Balotelli. Continue reading

This Made My Day

23 Jul

Mario Balotelli, reading I Am Zlatan while ironing and dancing shirtless. The caption was “#KnowledgeIsPower reading books is cool #StayInSchoolKids” I am weeping with laughter.

Mario, you are a treasure. How do you only have a million and a half followers on Instagram?!

(H/T to watishista mygypsyspirit who sent this over)

– Lozil

World Cup 2014 – Group D: Balotelli is Off the Market

19 Jun

baloteli_proposed_fanny_2252225The marriage market, that is. On World Cup Eve* Mario popped the question to on-again, off-again girlfriend Belgian model Fanny Neguesha. The answer? Continue reading

World Cup 2014: Movie-Inspired Posters of World Cup Stars

18 Jun

Cristiano Ronaldo
Superpower: Balance. Power. Vision. The quickest in the game. A one-on-one and free kick specialist. And one of the top 2 players of the world.
Position: Forward

Digitally Inspired Media, an India-based marketing and advertising agency, has created eight graphic posters in honour of eight 2014 World Cup Stars. Continue reading

UPDATED: Sometimes, Swear Words Are The Only Option

28 Apr

largeSo much to say but quite frankly, some things about this whole episode leave me speechless or more accurately, unable to express myself with anything other than a steady stream of swear words. Continue reading

A Little International Picture Dump

12 Oct

tumblr_muj37ix0DE1sbj3p3o1_500Since things are quiet in Real Madrid Land, I thought I’d drop a few pictures of international duty. Maisougio will post La Roja pictures separately.  Continue reading

UPDATED: When Pipa Met The Pope

13 Aug

Argentinean National Team

I see you, Pipita, peeking over the Pontiff’s shoulder! The Argentine & Italian national teams met with soccer mad Pope Francis (he supports San Lorenzo) today in advance of their much anticipated friendly tomorrow. Continue reading

The Daily Drool – Drool Amnesty: Mario Balotelli

9 Apr

article-2245380-1665FE2F000005DC-467_468x457As watishista SR4 said, she has “a weakness for the the bad boys.” Don’t we all? Watishista Jenny chimed in”Never a dull moment with Mario.He might burn down the house at any moment…” Also very true. Whether it’s the harem pants, the camouflage Bentley, the baby mama and all sorts of hijinks, life with Mario would never be boring.

A Few Bits & Bobs

17 Dec

A few bits and bobs to round out the afternoon (I know I need to do a massive Bits & Bobs post, but I just feel so crummy! When I’m better, I’ll get something up). I screamed like a freak when watishista Tali posted this on Twitter. Look at bebe Carlos Martin, Miguel Torres and Esteban Granero! I would love a translation if anyone is up for it. I love how when it’s Esteban’s turn to talk they do a far shot and no chyron. No respect, even then! Continue reading

Bits & Bobs: Training, The Mayor, Tourism Visitors And Candid Shots

4 Aug

Well, my lazy arse is finally sitting down to update the blog. I conked out early last night and then I’ve been running around all morning. There’s yesterday’s training to catch up on and later today, The Ramos will meet the press. Continue reading