Tag Archives: Mazel Tov

When Frankenshirt Met Frankendress & Other Tales from London

24 Sep

One of the fun things to do every year is see what outrageous fashion appears at The Best awards. I mean, Dani Alves is always worth a look – remember when he went apeshit with a bedazzler? And Messi never disappoints in his sartorial faux pas. Ah, but our Sese in a class by himself as is his missus. The happy couple hit the plane attired in their signature idiosyncractic style. Special shoutout to Pilar’s tangerine studded leather jacket because that is truly something and Sergio is just bein’ Sergio. Note the Frankenshirt. I swear to fuck, this man cannot purchase something that hasn’t been pieced together from seven different other garments. I bet his fave Dolly Parton song is “Coat of Many Colors” Anyhow, at first glance, it’s Frankenlicious, but tame for Sergio. But you really need to see the full thing… Continue reading

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LUKITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30 Aug

Lukita beat out Cristiano and Mo Salah (who Sergio was rather awkwardly seated behind at the ceremony) to win UEFA Player of the Year! He also took home Midfielder of the Year. Mazel Tov! Well deserved. Cris got Forward of the Year which was beyond well deserved.  So now Lukita will have an ugly torso statue of his own. Total nightmare fodder.

– Lozil

Welcome To The World Alessandro & Leonardo Morata Campello!

30 Jul

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Y llegó el día… 29 de julio de 2018, un día que jamas olvidaré. La espera ha sido larga, muy muy larga. Han sido tan solo 9 meses pero para nosotros han sido como 3 años. No tengo palabras para darte las gracias Alice, gracias por hacerme el regalo más bonito e increíble del mundo. Cada día desde que te conozco doy gracias a Dios por haberte puesto en mi camino, eres l piedra angular de mi vida. Estos meses has luchado como una leona, no puedo estar más orgulloso de ti; noches en el hospital, días deshidratada, días enteros juntos en la cama sin poder ni movernos… pero al final llegó el día, llegó y todo mereció la pena. Bienvenidos al mundo Alessandro y Leonardo. Solo pido que tengáis salud y seáis felices con el amor que se respira en nuestra casa, en nuestra familia. Por último quiero agradecer a los doctores, de aquí y de allí que nos han ayudado en estos meses tan duros, y en especial a todos la gente que trabaja en el hospital dell’Angelo por su amabilidad y sensibilidad ❤️❤️👨‍👩‍👦‍👦🙏🙏🙏

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Our King Muppet Baby and his wife Alice became the parents of twin boys yesterday in Venice after what sounds like a very difficult pregnancy. Congrats to the happy little family. Can’t wait to see more of little Alessandro and Leonardo!

– Lozil

The Only Constant Is Change

20 Jul


First off, I must thank the ever amazing hopechaser for single-handedly covering the World Cup and doing such a brilliant job at it. She is a true star and the best watishista correspondent that a girl could ask for. She’s been holding down the fort at a time where I’m just not capable of doing so and I am very grateful.

I’m not good with change and that’s an understatement. I’ve been going through massive change in my personal life which is why I haven’t been around this summer. While I feel that all the upheaval will ultimately be beneficial, it doesn’t make the process any easier. So when my team has been going through similar changes, it has been very difficult for me to write about. Continue reading

Mazel Tov: Sergio & Pilar Are Engaged

18 Jul

Although Sergio has been domesticated for what seems like a very long time (but can you ever truly tame a wild pony?), cue the sounds of a bazillion breaking hearts… To be honest, if she had said no after x amount of years and three kids, I would have been shocked but congratulations to the happy couple. I cannot WAIT to see what they wear. This wedding is sure to be over the top. You just know they’re going to try to get Guns N’ Roses for the wedding band or something.

– Lozil

Welcome to the World Axel Charles Bale!

8 May

G-Money and Emma have welcomed their third child today! Baby boy Axel joins big sisters Alba and Nava. Congratulations to the happy little family!

– Lozil

Welcome To The World Flavia Lopez Otero!

25 Apr

DLo and Iria welcomed their third daughter today and named her Flavia!  Adorable big sisters Zoe & Bianca will have a new playmate. Mazel tov to the whole family! (And you know what this means, Shigs: BONNETS!)

– Lozil