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F*ckin’ Clasico

25 Mar
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Xabi has got the facial expression right, but Modric & Pepe are holding up way too many fingers…Undiano deserved just one. I really, really, really thought I was going to be writing a victory recap. I didn’t think it just before the match had started, but during it too (up until the 2nd half bullshit started). When Benz had scored his brace in just four freaking minutes, I was like “WE GOT THIS! LOOK AT OUR FIYAH!” But the fucker in yellow put out our fiyah and ruined what had started out as a really exciting and fun match.


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1 El Clasico Down, 1 to Go….for now

27 Aug

After yesterday’s Liga result, I thought I’d get to this recap first since the first leg of the Supercopa was a much better turn out. Sure, we lost….BUT we did score first, got two away goals, and we had Di Maria – oh how I loved that little moment with Valdes! Di Maria’s goal made the loss bearable, I think. And best of all, we still have a chance to win this thing. In two days time, the first title of the season will be decided and it’ll be on our home turf. Vamos Real!….and if we don’t win, we didn’t want it in the first place. ūüėČ Continue reading


7 Jun

OMG remember the Adidas ads from yesterday? You’ll get a serious laugh out of this one. Do I even need to mention how freaking fabulous Xabi is with his pronunciation & that side eye? Ooh-we! I seriously can’t get past Iker’s “tum-bel” and then to have it immediately followed by Di Maria’s “tum-blir?” it’s just killing me. I’m gonna go watch it 30 more times now!


So Does ‘Big Hugh’ Play In La Liga?

15 May

If anyone is going to be in Miami on June 23rd, you need to check out the World Soccer Masters match. Who is playing you may ask? How about¬†Messi, Falcao, Diego Forl√°n, Didier Drogba, Dani Alves, Javier Mascherano, Luis Su√°rez, Edison Cavani, Jozy Altidore, Julio Cesar, Diego Milito, Materazzi, Lucio, Torrado, Diego Lugano and Alessandro Nesta to name just a few¬†(more to be announced)? In our second unintentionally hilarious footy commercial of the week, Lil’ Leo falls prey to someone’s Ikerlish translation and tells us of a “big hugh” with a thumbs up. Whether he’s offering us a¬†gran abrazo or announcing a special guest player remains to be seen. ūüėČ

– Lozil

Bits & Bobs: Training, Bromance Confusion, RMRI’s First Stone, Bottling Real’s Energy, Pitch Drama And Lozil Is EVIL

29 Mar

Hello beautiful German boys! You’re looking quite delicious this morning, if I might say. ¬†Good news today – Calleti was back training as was Angel, who it is rumored may play on Saturday. Go Norma Go! Continue reading

Ballon d’Or Pics

9 Jan

Here are the pics from tonight’s Ballon d’Or ceremony, everyone looked lovely but….there would’ve been a LOT more lovely people up in there if our boys & coach were present! ūüėČ Continue reading