Tag Archives: Minor Fashion Infraction

Spend Some Time (Un)dressing David Beckham

29 Apr

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How many of us have wanted to get in David Beckham’s pants? Or is the better question, who HASN’T wanted to get in David Beckham’s pants? Well, now is your chance! In a way… Continue reading

Sergio Ramos Scroll Down Fug

2 Sep

tumblr_nb9x65eJJY1qftb6ko1_1280Reporting for national team duty or digging for clams? Could go either way. However, I see he’s got himself a new clutch murse. (Yes, I know it’s in fashion but…) And what is that pattern on the shirt cuffs? Could it be animal footprints? That would be very Ramos-tastic.

Sigh. It could be worse, though. So much worse.

(Photo via GFSports)


David Villa Explores Columbus Circle, Flaunts His Distressed Denim To A Distressed Public

30 Jun

King Bitchface von Sex Beard says he’s “Getting to know my new home…” and apparently that means hanging around outside the Mandarin Oriental. If you’re trying to keep a low profile, Villa, I suggest posing a less well known & easily identifiable location. Continue reading

Baby Ramos On Board

27 Feb

tumblr_n1k7waFtov1s67vq4o1_500Wow, Pilar is really starting to show, isn’t she? This shot & the ones from El Hormiguero after the jump are doing nothing to dissuade me from my belief that everything in the woman’s closet is animal print. (Also: Sergio,  what the hell are you wearing? You look like you threw a t-shirt on over your dress shirt so you wouldn’t spill something on it and forgot to take it off before you went out). Continue reading

Arrival In Germany And Perhaps It’s Time To Ban The Beanie

25 Feb
Oh Cris. SMH.

Oh Cris. SMH.

Sigh. I don’t know what to say. Benz is also rocking a beanie. It’s a damn shame, because he looks so fine in that suit.  I think it’s time for the beanie to go the way of the snood. Maybe we can get The Powers That Be to declare beanies dangerous and therefore unacceptable (especially when worn with a suit). A girl can dream. I’ve got no problem (okay, maybe a little one) with them as casual wear but please, not with a Versace suit.  Continue reading

Dressed Up, Dressed Down

9 Dec

404-773-_1AM3457Thumb,22For every person looking smart and sharp in their official suit, someone always has to ruin it. And I’m looking at you, Karim Benzema. Continue reading