Tag Archives: Mourinho


6 Apr


Oh, ho, ho, Wednesday made me so happy. Actually, I’m still happy. A goal apiece for each of our B-E-A-utiful & bootyful strikers and a clean sheet for DLo. We did gooooood, we looked gooooood, & we’re moving through this competition, oh so nicely! Boys, keep it up so I can recap the final and celebrations next month!!!!! Holy shit..the final. Is. Next. Month.

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Let’s Hear it for One Pointers!

2 Apr

I think this gif, completely, makes up for our weekend performance, don’t you? I can’t stop watching it, I can’t stop laughing! Oh Mou, how I love you so. Hey, Barca drew this weekend, of course we should join the one point party, too. I kid, I kid, that’s total bull, mofos know I like my points to come in threes. Ugh. So, what am I to do when faced with the task of recapping a disappointing match? I put together a bunch of pics & gifs & caption the hell out of them. That’s how I do.

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A Fivesome of Goal Scorers

19 Mar

Gonzalo Higuain

I’m continuously let down by these men…..all those goal celebrations, week after week, season after season, and how they celebrate is by going for each others’ shoulders. Why not set your sights a bit lower, gentlemen? I mean, it’s Pipita you’re standing next to! While their goal celebrations may disappoint, their goal scoring abilities, Saturday night, did not! 1-2-3-4-5! That’s fiyah!

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Another Knockout for Los Blancos

9 Mar


Ay, ay, ay, I’m so glad that’s over. I don’t do well with match fear, anxiety, heart palpitations, and the like. Too bad there’s only six days until we find out our next opponent….cue the build up & tension!

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Uno! Dos! Tres! We Did It!

1 Mar

Spain Soccer Copa del Rey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don’t worry, with that opening, I’ve used up all my allotted all caps exclamations for this post…but, we did it!! Woot freaking woot! We’ve had such a rough season, we more than deserved this win. Is my optimist showing, or did the win seem a bit healing? Even if it wasn’t a healing match, I couldn’t be happier for our boys! They totally rocked it out and if they just rock it out once more, we’ll have another Copa to drop this year. If the Footy Gods allow it, the boys have got to do it up 2011 style. Cup dropping should just become a damn Madridista tradition…all in favor say ‘aye.’

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Superman, Our Men, & Man United

19 Feb

Real Madrid's Cristiano Ronaldo reacts after scoring against Manchester United during their Champions League soccer match at Santiago Bernabeu stadium in Madrid

I think the anxiety of the return leg match, has frozen my recap write up abilities!!! It took me a long ass time to figure out how to start  this thang & the final product still ain’t all that! Ha!…anyhow, enough of my inabilities, let’s talk about CRISTIANO’S abilities! You go ahead and raise your hand Superman, because it was all you & your pretty, perfectly gelled, head that allow us to feel positive about the return leg…..and even though I’m full of positivity & shizz, I’m still glad the match is 2 weeks away. Time to regrow my chewed up nails & get my nerves back in check!

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Getting a Jumpstart on Wednesday’s Booty Kicking

10 Feb


We’ve got a lot to be happy about, this fine Sunday, we’re heading into preparations for Man U fresh off of a big win (Woot Woot!) and Iker is back to training! Look at that Saintly smile! Granted, he won’t be ready for Wednesday’s match, but it’s lovely to see him out and training again. It was even lovelier of him to return to us in shorts!

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Get at us, Getafe

3 Feb

Come on ride the train, it’s the choo choo, ride it!

Oh yeah, way to rock it out with an awesome match at 6 AM!! I love the boys and I’ll get up at any time to watch them, but if you play at a cray hour, the day after my birthday, I’m sorry. It just can’t be done, boys, but thank you for allowing me to wake up to an awesome score! Hala Cristiano hat trick! And a Sergio goal? I don’t care who it was dedicated to, I’m claimin’ it.

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Valencia Threefold!

29 Jan


Remember that week of all things Valencia? Well here it is (again), the whole thing recapped for your viewing/reading pleasure. What an Oreo of match situation that was, right? By Oreo, I mean two, plain cookie, matches on the outside and a sweet, creme filling of a match in the middle! Yes, I’m aware how stupid my analogy is…..but I’m sticking with it. Behold the likeness between our team & a cookie! Indulge in the sweetness without the calorie guilt!

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A Bipolar Express of Match Recaps

16 Jan


First things, first….HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO HB&HB, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!! And what better way is there to celebrate a birthday, than to dish out a birthday beating…err, birthday WATISH? That’s what it looks like Benz is going for, a nice smack on Xabi’s bootay! If only we could all enjoy the perks of being a Real Madrid player *sigh* Now for the matter at hand, get ready for a double up of match recap action, in my attempt to catch up with the boys’ crazy match schedule, I’ve lumped the last two matches together and what does that leave us with? A bipolar recap of matches. Oh yeahhhh, two for the price of one, but only one of the matches was good news. Wah, wah, wah! Good news is up first.

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