Tag Archives: Muppet Babies

Pizza with King Muppet Baby

1 Feb

944048_10206122835965619_8528292165295339336_nJuve fan Gianmarco Fraglica went out for pizza last week and unexpectedly got a side of Morata to go with it. In relaying Gianmarco’s fan story to accompany the great picture collage above, I thought I’d take a couple liberties and allow you, dear readers, to have a little fun with it. Continue reading

It’s Official: Welcome To Madrid Martin Ødegaard!

22 Jan

388cc5ce-228d-4a7e-9509-794885c8e6c0-620x372Norwegian wonderkid Martin was presented today as a Real Madrid player. And when I say “kid”, I really mean it. Our newest Muppet Baby just turned 16 on December 17th! Continue reading

It’s Official: Real Madrid Signs Marco Asensio

5 Dec

Marco-Asensio-centrocampista-d_54404195107_54115221152_960_640It’s been buzzed about for quite a while but now it’s official: Real Madrid has signed 18 year old winger Marco Asensio from Mallorca. Continue reading

Bye Bye Babies: Morata & Casemiro Move On

20 Jul

As we mentioned on Friday, Morata has headed off to Juventus (more on that in a bit) but it’s also now been confirmed (as we also suspected) that Casemiro has left Madrid. He’s off to Porto on a season long loan with an option to buy at the end of it. Continue reading

It’s (Almost) Official: Morata In Turin To Complete Juventus Transfer

18 Jul

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it was coming but it still hurts. King Muppet Baby has just arrived in Turin to complete his move to Juventus. Video of him arriving after the jump. Continue reading

The Daily Drool: Tin Jedvaj

11 Feb

TIN_JEDVAJ_Roma_divulgacao_292Center back Tin plays for Team Barely Legal  (just kidding he plays for Roma but he just turned 18 at the end of November, so…) He has represented Croatia at the U17, U19 and U21 levels. His father is former Bosnian footballer Zdenko Jedvaj.

Final Training Before NYC, Alex Injury, Another Award For Cris & More

7 Aug

Look at this adorable shot of Iker that Real Madrid had up on their website today. He looks happy and ready to come to NYC to rock Shiggers’ world, oh yes he does!

Our fine gentlemen had one final morning practice at UCLA before heading off to New York. Continue reading

The Daily Drool: Adrien Rabiot

6 Aug

Yikes! This here is our youngest ever Drool! Central midfielder Adrien just signed his first professional contract with Paris Saint-Germain after spending 2 years at their academy. He turned just turned 17 this spring. Ouch. We saw him play with PSG vs. Chelsea and he did a great job plus it was fun to see his hair and David Luiz’s on the pitch at the same time! Oh tiny Muppet Baby,  I hope you don’t draw the ire of Zlatan and survive your first season. Bless.

Updated: More Spain, Castilla, Pipita, Pirata And Bonus Benz

27 May

Did you ever start a major project and realize much too late in the process that it wasn’t a good idea? I decided to move all my bedroom furniture around. About 10 hours later, I have excavated my bed from stuff enough that I can finally go to sleep. I still have tons to do tomorrow. Argh. Everything aches and I’ve got a whole day of work ahead of me to get things in order. What was I thinking?! That’ll teach me to get all motivated. Ugh. Before I take a muscle relaxant and pass out, here’s a bit of Spain, Castilla, Pipita, Pirata and a brief bit o’ Benz. Continue reading

Keeping Up With The Gutis Part 3, Smoochy Face Pretty Boys, The Alonso Brothers Troll El Pirata, Kickstarter

9 May

Guti and Romina were at a Rosa Clara party in Barcelona looking good (no comment on what he’s wearing – she looks lovely). It seems like Guti has definitely cleaned up that monstrosity on his chin. But sad news! They’ve postponed the wedding.  Continue reading