Tag Archives: Nacho

La Roja Ready for Finland

5 Sep


Soldado’s got a hold of Iker and someone’s got a hold of their wedgie…we see you unidentified male in the upper right corner! La Roja finished up their preparations for tomorrow’s WC Qualifier against Finland….can we get a big win, boys??

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A Big Ol’ La Roja Pick-Me-Up

4 Sep


With all the La Liga/transfer drama & sadness, International Duty couldn’t have come at a better time. Hopefully the magic of La Roja & their pretty pretty can drag us out of depression and mourning for a few moments. This is a big post with a lot of compiled shizz, so I aim to bring smiles to your faces at least once! Here we go, awful outfits, handsome faces, and singing…yes, singing.

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Real Madrid wins another trophy…or small building

31 Aug


Seriously, that trophy is big enough for some of our itty bitty players to move into! But way to go for our boys, four goals scored, two from Kaka, a clean sheet, and our ninth Teresa Herrera Trophy. Not bad for a Thursday afternoon. I’m sorry but this is going to have to be a short & quick recap, there was a bad thunderstorm last night & I’m suffering from a brownout over here! I’d like to say it’s better than the power being completely out, but it looks like I’m on the set of Insidious right now with this dim lighting. 馃槮 Like that didn’t scare me even more than I already was!聽 I don’t know when I’ll be able to charge all my babies up, so I figure, let me get this up while I can…here we go!

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All You Need is One

29 Aug


Yes sir! One goal from Benz and we took the three points away from Granada. You can tell Benz is just loving life right now, “I score ze goals and ze peeple love me. Allo peeple!” I won’t take away from his moment and talk about how he can make us even happier….at least not just yet. 馃檪

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The Return of Raul

27 Aug


How beautiful was the Bernabeu for Raul’s return?? So many beautiful moments were captured. The whole scene made me jealous of those who have been following the team since Raul’s time! I’m not ignorant as to what he means to the club & fans, and what he’s done for both, but unarguably this match was felt much more deeply for the Madridistas who supported him for years. With that said, get ready for a long one! There’s lots and lots of pretty.

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Los Blancos Have Arrived in Bournemouth

21 Jul


America’s Next Top Model who? Zizou doesn’t need any Tyra tips to pull off the sexy squint. Work it! Not everyone on the team was blessed with Zizou’s photogenic-ness…in some shots, the Bournemouth sun was the clear winner.

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The End….for now

4 Jun


I’ve changed my mind. I take it back. I don’t want this season to be over & done, I’m just not ready. I thought I had made my peace with the fact that Mou would no longer be with us next season, along with a number of our players, but…..come the final match, all my acceptance went right out the window. Seeing Mou in the tunnel, seeing the boys chat in the tunnel, waiting for the beginning of the end, it just did me in and then Pipa goes and drops a bomb the size of his ass, saying he wants to leave?? My life officially became a Cymbalta commercial. No joke. My iTunes library certainly wasn’t helping the matter either, putting together the saddest shuffles known to man. Talk about Ode to Depression. I know at this point, there’s nothing we can do but try and figure out how to deal….it’s not going to be easy, but hopefully launching into NT mode will help. And cake. And lots of ice cream. And lots of sobbing into your ice cream. WAHHHH!

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BenZil > Betis

24 Apr

Jose Mourinho, Cristiano Ronaldo, Alvarez Izquierdo

There’s no way to be sure, but it looks like the ref was introduced to Mou’s birdie, on Saturday….so how could I not start this thing with some feisty Mou action? The man knows how to get himself into trubs, that’s for sure, but one cannot help but admire his DILLIGAF (does it look like I give a fuck) attitude. He’s got his boys’ backs! Ok, that’s my Mouppreciation moment, let’s get to the goods. Continue reading

Tuesday Training Session With Real Madrid C

26 Mar
Couldn't you just die from the cuteness?

Couldn’t you just die from the cuteness?

The remaining first teamers certainly look like they’re having a good time together! They trained again today with Real Madrid C and Nacho joined them, fresh from playing in the Spain U21 match against Russia.聽 Continue reading

More Headbands & Less Heartbreak

14 Dec


Lozil said it best, after that flop of a match, MORE HEADBANDS LESS HEARTBREAK! What we need everyone to do over Christmas break, is to go stock up on some Biotin pills & Mane & Tail shampoos….fuck it, hair extensions & weaves will work too. We need the hair back and we need it back now. The combination of our scissor happy boys & the trading of El Pirata, has left us with such bad juju, we have no choice but to believe that we’ve been cursed, peeps. Again, I think what’s most important now is getting everybody on a hair growth regimen & maybe picking up an Irish player in the winter transfer market, for an extra bit of luck! Continue reading