Eye Patch Pipa, Dancing Santa Calleti, Marek Hamsik As The Virgin Mary?!

Yep, it’s almost time for the annual SSC Napoli calendar, which is released tomorrow. I CAN’T WAIT!

Pup-ita And More Napoli Action

Watishista/Napoli fan extraordinaire Maria Rosaria sent me this fanstastic shot of Pipita snuggling the adorable puppy of teammate Dries Mertens. Not sure who is cuter, tbh. 

Pipita In An Eye Patch? Maggio As The Mad Hatter? Must Be The SSC Napoli 2016 Calendar.

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Calendario Fotografico 2016, "La Smorfia", immagini dal set. #ForzaNapoliSempre

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::sings:: These are a few of my favorite things! Bless Napoli, they always know how to cheer me up with their bonkers annual calendar and this year is no exception. 

Nothing Says “Happy May!” Like Pipa Tied To The Mast

Amirite? I love love love the annual Napoli calendar and this year is no exception. I had trouble getting my hands on it and wonderful watishista/Napoli fan extraordinaire Maria Rosaria kindly sent it to me. I flipped onto this page yesterday and I just had to share. Close up after the jump.

It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year…

…and by that, I mean it’s time for Napoli to release their annual calendar. Remember last year’s Pipita sushi extravaganza?

UPDATED: This Pipita Picture Is Giving Me Life Today

Last night, watishista Rose gifted me with this shot of Pipa reportedly from an upcoming Napoli calendar which is, obviously, a must have now. I’ve been laughing hysterically ever since.

Upon viewing this, Shigs said “Is she thinking about plucking his eyebrows with those chopsticks? Because if so, she’s gonna be there all night.” I don’t think that’s the kind of “all night long” Mr. Hola Bonita was hoping for. Also those trousers? Not flattering. And don’t get me started on the floral shirt. But in the context of this picture, it’s all perfect. Brilliant, even. I WOULD NOT CHANGE A THING.