His Dream…My Nightmare

I bet he’d be pleased as punch if there was an entire world filled with Xavis. Me? Not so much. But a world filled with Xabis? Now that I could get behind. Make it so, Universe! Pretty please?

– Lozil

No Excuse For This Nonsense

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A post shared by Mesut Özil (@m10_official) on May 9, 2015 at 11:12am PDT

So this happened. And if you think Mesut looks ridiculous in this shot, please do click through because it gets worse.

Thanks I Really Needed That, Jese

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simplemente YO!! guauuu! 😎 Sesión de fotos de hoy para lo que se aproxima ➡️dicelo @delaghettoreal

A post shared by Jesé Rodríguez (@jeserodriguez10) on Apr 16, 2015 at 11:56am PDT

Sometimes, you’re having a really shitty day and then something comes along to make it all better. And today, that thing is Jese.  He’s like some unholy mishmash of Karim & Sergio with a purloined pair of Cristiano’s sunglasses. There’s also a nod to Guti with the bedazzled sneakers.  Gaauuu, indeed.

Bless.

– Lozil

Throwback Thursday Hair Horror

As you all know, we here at HB & HB  love to bitch and moan about the horrific hairstyles ‘ballers foist upon us. But honestly, kids, we don’t know real pain. I thought I’d just remind y’all what that’s about. But warning: this is not for the faint of heart. Case in point: Luis Figo who is looking all suave and urbane in the fotito above. Sure, he sometimes wears challenging attire when playing golf, but that’s whimsical. Cute, right? Mildly quirky! Well, back in 1991, Figo looked like this…

World Cup 2014: I Just Can’t Even With This Tattoo

Remember last month when I was ragging on Mesut for getting the same words tattooed on him as Zlatan? Well, I’ve finally seen the whole tattoo and I must tell you, it’s worse than I could have possibly imagined. You may need some eye/brain bleach for the utter cheesiness. 

World Cup 2014 – Slowly Step Away From The Beats By Dre

Mygypsyspirit found this little gem. Most of us (well, over 12 million to date) have seen the big splashy Beats by Dre ad featuring Neymar, Chompers (aka Luis Suarez) and Jozy Altidore.

An Itty Bitty Burrito Baby And What Hath Karim Wrought?

Marta captured Calleti and baby India napping on their vacation. She’s so tiny! (and four days younger than My Littler Pony) I love it when wee bebes are all wrapped up burrito-style. So sweet!

What’s not so sweet is Karim’s influence on the younger members of Les Bleus.