Sunday Recovery Session & Love Is All Around

The team had a recovery session today. The starters stayed indoors with the exception of Toni came out for a bit of a run.

Bitchfacing With A Fuzzy Pom Pom

Central Park!!!

A photo posted by David Villa (@davidvilla) on Nov 15, 2015 at 5:56am PST

Gotta say, this made my day. King Bitchface Von Sex Beard with his family all in matching hats with gigantic pom poms on top.

Ringing In The New Year: Baller Style

How did some of our faves ring in the New Year? Well, Marcelo started by posting this, but had to share quite a few more pictures.

Thursday Night Bits & Bobs

Oh, Karim.

I just even know what to do with him at this point. Here’s some quick bits & bobs before I hit the hay. Click on the galleries after the jump to scroll through the photos & captions.

Wednesday Training, Lots of Goodies & Leo Torres Falls On His Bum Some More

Spring has sprung and our sexy croissant is throwing flirtatious looks around (and for once, they’re not into his own camera phone).

Mazel Tov: Luca Villa Gonzalez Arrives!

In the midst of all the drama, some happiness. Congrats to David Villa, his wife Patricia Gonzalez and big sisters Zaida & Olaya on the birth of baby Luca. Long may he bitchface! Can’t wait to see pictures of him. Geez, Luca seems to be the most popular ‘baller son name besides Enzo!

– Lozil

Update On Pepe’s Injury/Guaje Returns

Pepe was released from the hospital this morning after a night of observation. He had a CT scan and other tests while he was there. The doctors felt confident to release him and  his progress will be followed by Real Madrid’s medical staff. I’m surprised that Iker wasn’t sent in for some tests as well. 

Bits & Bobs: Fashion Horrors, Fighting, Fabrice Visits NY, Insane Ticket Prices, Pre-Season Schedule And More

Oh my god, Sergio. I know y0u were clubbing last night (in Malaga), but what on earth are you wearing and for that matter what the hell is he wearing? Just…NO. I’m glad Guti wasn’t there because if he had shown up, it would have turned into a supernova of oh hell no! In Sergio’s defense, his outfit is light years better than the other guy’s but honestly!

Villa On Vacay

While La Roja are toiling away at the Euros, David Villa is on holiday with his wife Patricia and daughters Zaida and Olaya. I can’t believe how big the girls are getting! David’s leg looks good. I miss him and his bitchface so much.