Update On Pepe’s Injury/Guaje Returns

Pepe was released from the hospital this morning after a night of observation. He had a CT scan and other tests while he was there. The doctors felt confident to release him and  his progress will be followed by Real Madrid’s medical staff. I’m surprised that Iker wasn’t sent in for some tests as well. 

Bits & Bobs: Now We’re Cooking With Sass And Extra Added Peen, Apparently.

Sese tweeted a shot of himself cooking and said that he enjoyed his day on his friend’s farm. *I* enjoyed these half naked shots of him on the beach in Ibiza.

Bits & Bobs: Fashion Horrors, Fighting, Fabrice Visits NY, Insane Ticket Prices, Pre-Season Schedule And More

Oh my god, Sergio. I know y0u were clubbing last night (in Malaga), but what on earth are you wearing and for that matter what the hell is he wearing? Just…NO. I’m glad Guti wasn’t there because if he had shown up, it would have turned into a supernova of oh hell no! In Sergio’s defense, his outfit is light years better than the other guy’s but honestly!

Villa On Vacay

While La Roja are toiling away at the Euros, David Villa is on holiday with his wife Patricia and daughters Zaida and Olaya. I can’t believe how big the girls are getting! David’s leg looks good. I miss him and his bitchface so much.