Tag Archives: Pep Guardiola

Super Campeones!

9 Aug

CpcnVV0WAAEVBxRFirst trophy of the season, y’all! And being Real Madrid, we had to do it under stressful circumstances. It wouldn’t be us if there wasn’t nail biting, right? Continue reading

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Onward To The Semi-Finals! But First, Celta

23 Apr

Satellite (4)::sings:: “Tomorrow! Tomorrow! We’ll know more tomorrow! The reveal of our semi-final opponent is only a day away!” :: (I’m not wearing the wig watishista Dollo, but the dog purse is under my desk. Sorry for the in joke, folks. Long story…).  We’re advanced to our fifth consecutive Champions League semi-final. Hooray! And tomorrow we’ll find out if we face Barcelona, Juventus or Bayern Munich. Continue reading

Unbreak My Heart: Xabi Alonso In FIFA Weekly

9 Apr

Xabi1The glorious ginger-bearded midfielder of my dreams is on the cover of FIFA Weekly Issue #13 and it’s making me weepy. Continue reading

For The Love Of All That’s Holy, Stop Talking!

2 Mar
Carles Rexach

Carles Rexach, Windbag

…because every time you open your mouth, you’re embarrassing yourself. Barca’s newly appointed sporting director Carles Rexach (he’s also a former Barca player & coach) is just blabbing all over the place. Continue reading

Goalkeeper High Jinks

30 Sep

LibbyStoutLiverpoolLadies_3194265During a recent league game, Liverpool Ladies goalkeeper Libby Stout decided to rush off her line à la Manuel Neuer. The move didn’t work out so well for her as it often does for him, as she ended up giving the ball away. Birmingham took advantage and nailed an open goal equalizer from 40-yards out. Brutal. Continue reading

UEFA Elite Club Coaches Forum

4 Sep

Sneakers? Really Pep, Luis?

Every September UEFA holds this two-day forum for a select group of managers to come together and discuss a variety of football issues, get shit-faced, and talk smack about the other managers. Or so I speculate. This year’s forum is being held right now in Nyon, Switzerland, and is being chaired by UEFA’s coaching ambassador, Sir Alex Ferguson. Continue reading

Fuck Your “In Principle” And Leave Me Alone To Cry

28 Aug

Alonso_IMA_240614.variant524x295Bayern Munich have announced that they have an agreement with Xabi “in principle” Fuck principles. I can’t even be calm or polite about this.  Continue reading