The Daily Drool: Simon Makienok

23 year old Simon is a striker for Brøndby IF and he’s a whopping 6’7″ tall! That’s an inch shorter than Peter Crouch, but Simon looks a little more…substantial. He has represented Denmark at U19, U20, U21 and senior levels. Wonder if Daniel Agger has done any of his many tattoos? Simon is a target for several teams this transfer window (reportedly Fulham and Crystal Palace among them) so we may be seeing his tats in the EPL soon.

Who Doesn’t Like A Good Woobins or Two?

I found lots of pictures of woobinses today. One of our faves, Harper Seven Beckham, was out looking as fabulous and cheek-a-licious as ever with her hot papa, big brothers and sleek maman.

Speaking Of Cute Bebes…

Sophia Ruby, the daughter of Peter Crouch and Abby Clancy sure is one cute woobins, isn’t she? She’s also a big woobins. This article says that at 2’4″, she’s already twice the size of babies her age. Since her daddy is 6’7″, it’s clear to see who she’s going to take after. As a woman of 6′ myself, I can’t say it’s a bad thing! If she’s as pretty as her mum, she’ll probably end up a model. I wonder if Crouchie will teach her The Robot when she’s a bit older?

– Lozil

Bits & Bobs: Serious Droolage To Vote On, The Bieb Strikes Again, Oh No He Didn’t And More

Did that get your attention? I thought that it might!  Our brother in sports love and droolage over at The Sports Fag is kicking off his 2011 Hottest Male Athlete Tournament.

Put On Your Game Face: Champions League Edition

I wouldn’t be a match without Put On Your Game Face, now would it? There was a ton of pictures from yesterday, so let’s get to it, eh?

Sergio: “Yep, I know that cowboy and pony game VERY well!”

Onward, perving soldiers…

What A Difference Ade Makes!*

*Sorry, I couldn’t resist!

What an amazing, amazing game! I’m still on a high from it. It was a wonderful show of strength for Real Madrid and Los Blancos were just spectacular!

Here We Go!

Are you ready for some football?!  I know I am.  Mou looks 8 kinds of adorable here, doesn’t he?

Other people looked adorbs…

Arsenal Take on Barca and Champions League Fisticuffs!

Well, well, well….much to talk about in the Champions League! First off, I’d just like to send big love and luck to the Gunners tomorrow as they take on Barca.

Go, Cescy, Go!

Feel free to kick Barca’s ass, boys! In fact, I’m counting on you to. Make it so, universe! Soooo… I think a mini Cesc picspam is in order, don’t you?