Tag Archives: Potential Fashion Crime

Never Change Cristiano!

5 Nov

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So I saw this picture yesterday and was laughing so hard that I couldn’t post. I’m still laughing. I can’t tell if the look the photographer was going for was “Cristiano passed out in the marigolds in his undies and a designer coat” or  it’s just Cris rolling his eyes and thinking “Jesus, why do they put me in situations like this” and he was caught by the camera. No matter the motivation, this is hilarious. Never change, Cristiano.

– Lozil

I Kinda Give Up

29 Mar

tumblr_nloc96ncRx1qftb6ko1_500Thank you so much for the get well wishes. I’m doing better and will return to work tomorrow. I still don’t have a great deal of energy but I’m taking a break from doing my taxes (which is truly horrible) and thought I’d take a quick look at what I missed in the footy world. I kinda wish that I hadn’t. Sergio in a double breasted glen plaid suit just looks…wrong to me. But what really might make me sick again is this:
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1994 Called. They’d Like Their Denim Back

12 Sep

Napoli1Napoli revealed their third kit today and I don’t have many words for this. I’m quite literally speechless. It’s denim. ALL denim.

(Uh oh, watishista/Napoli fan extraordinare Maria Rosaria is going have a bone to pick with mygypsyspirit! – Lozil) Continue reading

The Hot Pants War & Some Words From The Mister

9 Aug

Satellite (7)The boys had their fifth training session of the week in preparation for Tuesday’s UEFA Cup match against Sevilla in Cardiff. (Training Video)

Sergio continues to cop Cristiano’s rolled up hot pants look in training. People, this is war. And Cris is gonna win it. Continue reading

Dressed Up, Dressed Down

9 Dec

404-773-_1AM3457Thumb,22For every person looking smart and sharp in their official suit, someone always has to ruin it. And I’m looking at you, Karim Benzema. Continue reading

Tuesday Training, Other Bits & Bobs

27 Aug
Entrenamiento (8)

Well it’s not bars, Shigs, but does this make you feel a bit safer?

All the players who didn’t start against Granada had a session today. Illara trained at the same rate which is great news while Sami was on his own. The rest of the boys will be back tomorrow.  Continue reading

A Busy Day For Isco

3 Jul

It’s been a busy day for Isco! He arrived last night and it’s been a whirlwind ever since. Continue reading

Think Of The Children!

4 Apr

BHBvaRDCEAEjXafSomeone apparently looks up to Sergio & Guti and is unduly influenced by them. Continue reading