Happy Father’s Day!

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#díadelpadre 👍🏾☀️✨

A post shared by Raphael Varane (@raphaelvarane) on Mar 19, 2017 at 7:28am PDT

It’s Father’s Day in Europe and here’s how a few of the ballers acknowledged it. First up, The Baby and his baby (we still don’t know his name).

New Year & Holiday Fun

Hope everyone had a lovely New Year’s Eve and have been enjoying the day today. As promised, a bumper crop of what various ‘ballers have been doing on their holidays. There have been engagements, baby announcements, singing in the mirror while dressed in a towel (Cristiano), blue gradient shoes (Sergio), celebrating on a camel (Mateo & Lukita) and a rather ungracious joke about a rival (Toni Kroos, being a bit rude, IMHO).  Let’s dig in! (It’s long so be prepared!)

More Halloween Fun & A Birthday

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Happyyy Halloweennnn 👻👻👻💉💉💉

A post shared by Remy Cabella💥 (@remycabella) on Oct 31, 2016 at 12:24pm PDT

More Halloween pictures! First up, Remy Cabella looking very scary!

Happy Halloween!

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😂😂😂😂😝😜😂

A post shared by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Oct 19, 2016 at 11:13am PDT

Although he posted it early, I can’t help but feel this is Cristiano’s costume and in my mind, it’s clear who he is this Halloween…

Back To Madrid, Accolades & Families

The team returned to Madrid after Wednesday’s win over Bayern Munich arriving home on Thursday. The game was fun but exhausted (the trip back seemed to take forever). Mygypsyspirit and I spent the following day recovering and hanging out. She left today so I’m getting back to work on things with a very quick catch up. 

Ready For Deportivo

Boy is it hard to talk about training and the last game of the season after what happened earlier but here it is anyways – a quick rundown.

G-Money Returns To Training, I Return To Posting, Awards, Interviews & Marcelo Is A Year Older!

First and foremost, I’d like to thank mygypsyspirit for holding down the fort during my move. I couldn’t have done it without her. It’s going to take me awhile to get settled but this first week has been especially busy with guests in town from overseas and a whole host of other things. I’ve barely been home to sleep, much less unpack. I’m looking forward to settling in and things getting back to normal (well, as normal as can be in my world!)

The FInal Final Pre-Sevilla Session & Happy Papi’s Day

Okay, the mothership was full of shit yesterday. Today was the final training session. Sigh.

While You’re Waiting For The Match To Start…

Our bodies are a blank canvas and underwear is the first thing we put on, so why not start the day well and add a splash of colour to your life! @cr7underwear #cr7underwear

A photo posted by Cristiano Ronaldo (@cristiano) on Feb 16, 2016 at 7:57am PST

…have a mishmash of puppies, babies and selfies and not necessarily in that order.

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!