Tag Archives: Real Madrid’s Next Top Model

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

2 Feb

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?! Continue reading

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Cristiano In GQ’s Body Issue

16 Jan

R-CoverAw yeah! Cris is the cover model for GQ’s upcoming Body Issue along with Alessandro Ambrosio. That’s a whole lotta physical perfection in one photo…and Alessandra is cute too.  Continue reading

Cristiano Gets His Skills On – Both Ball Work and Modeling

14 Jul

Cris was demonstrating his some of his skills this past week. First up, he was showing off his ball work on Japanese TV show.

I wonder that guy playing keepy uppie with him is supposed to be in a Sergio Ramos costume to make Cris feel more at home? I mean, c’mon! Red & blue shoes, rolled up electric blue pants, green shirt layered over a white shirt, pink jacket and straw fedora with electric blue trim (last seen on Pipita circa 2011): that is Classic Ramos Casual.  Cris probably appreciated such attention to detail and slung an arm around the guy afterward and suggested a Big Gucci belt buckle buying binge.  Continue reading

James Rocks The Black & White

30 Apr
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Photograph by Ben Watts

Watishista hopechaser pointed us in the direction of this fashion spread in GQ magazine. James is looking his usual smiley handsome self. Continue reading

Laughter In The Rain, A Model, A Birthday & Checking In With Some Past Players

18 Mar


Satellite (7)Cristiano appears to not be letting the rain and the criticism get to him. Stay strong, Commander! We need your magic on Sunday for El Clasico. Continue reading

Recovery & A Big Ol’ Bitchface From Isco

16 Mar

Satellite (6)I don’t know about you, but I’m breathing slightly easier today. We won. No serious injuries. A GBale brace. It’s a good start. I won’t exhale until El Clasico is over though.  Continue reading

What The Hell Is He Wearing Now? And More

13 Mar

SatelliteEarly this morning, my gurl Kelly Welles (formerly of Kickette and now at Football Ramble) woke me up with this picture on Twitter.  I was, as you can imagine, horrified. I went back to sleep (in self defense) and hoped it would disappear by the time I woke up. No such luck. Continue reading