The Ramos Gets His Model On

Don’t know what campaign these are from (if you know, please tell me!) but I found them on FY Sernando. Sergio is looking mighty fine indeed.

Blue Steel, Bebés & More

⚽📽😎 #RMFans Derek @Zoolander is one really good looking Real Madrid fan. Derek @Zoolander es un fan del Real Madrid muy atractivo. #HalaMadrid #Zoolander2

A photo posted by Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) on Feb 1, 2016 at 8:43am PST

Okay, the universe obviously hates me. Zoolander came to the Bernabeu but THE TEAM WASN”T THERE! WTF, WORLD?!

Cristiano In GQ’s Body Issue

Aw yeah! Cris is the cover model for GQ’s upcoming Body Issue along with Alessandro Ambrosio. That’s a whole lotta physical perfection in one photo…and Alessandra is cute too. 

Cristiano Gets His Skills On – Both Ball Work and Modeling

Cris was demonstrating his some of his skills this past week. First up, he was showing off his ball work on Japanese TV show.

I wonder that guy playing keepy uppie with him is supposed to be in a Sergio Ramos costume to make Cris feel more at home? I mean, c’mon! Red & blue shoes, rolled up electric blue pants, green shirt layered over a white shirt, pink jacket and straw fedora with electric blue trim (last seen on Pipita circa 2011): that is Classic Ramos Casual.  Cris probably appreciated such attention to detail and slung an arm around the guy afterward and suggested a Big Gucci belt buckle buying binge. 

James Rocks The Black & White

Photograph by Ben Watts

Watishista hopechaser pointed us in the direction of this fashion spread in GQ magazine. James is looking his usual smiley handsome self.

Laughter In The Rain, A Model, A Birthday & Checking In With Some Past Players

Cristiano appears to not be letting the rain and the criticism get to him. Stay strong, Commander! We need your magic on Sunday for El Clasico.

Recovery & A Big Ol’ Bitchface From Isco

I don’t know about you, but I’m breathing slightly easier today. We won. No serious injuries. A GBale brace. It’s a good start. I won’t exhale until El Clasico is over though. 

What The Hell Is He Wearing Now? And More

Early this morning, my gurl Kelly Welles (formerly of Kickette and now at Football Ramble) woke me up with this picture on Twitter.  I was, as you can imagine, horrified. I went back to sleep (in self defense) and hoped it would disappear by the time I woke up. No such luck.

CR7 Puts His Best Foot Forward

Cris has now launched his own shoe line! CR7 Footwear features both dress and casual styles and right now, free shipping worldwide! Might be time to do a little shopping. There’s a few pairs of brightly colored “driving shoes” that totally scream Sergio.

CR7 SS2015 Collection Launch

It’s underpants time again! Cristiano launched his Spring/Summer 2015 Underwear Collection along with his top 15 health and fitness tips. What is thing called ‘sleep’ that he mentions?!