Ready To Take On Atleti!

Dunno why but for some reason this picture just reminded me of ribbon candy. Hmmmm, must be all the mind altering cold drugs I’m on.

Dani Gets His Model On

Our little boy is growing up! Dani got himself a modeling spot (along with Barca’s Marc Bartra) for Jack Jones Spain. Here’s a sneak peek at the campaign.

Cristiano (And His Bulge) Honored In Funchal

Never one to sit still,  Cristiano went right from the Club World Cup home to Maderia to receive an award and to, well, you’ll see…

James In His Undies…Again

Back in August we posted about James’ underwear collection for Colombian label Bronzini Black. And now new shots have appeared of the 2014-2015 collection.

A Happy Anniversary Pants Cake

Has it only been a year since Cristiano’s underwear line (and subsequent huge skivvy pictures) were unleashed on the world. How do you celebrate such a watershed moment? Well, if you’re Cristiano, you do it by carving up a cake that looks like a giant pair of y-fronts. That’s…um, appetizing?

Skydiving, Butt Cheek, and the Smiley Crew

I’ve got a bunch of random goodies for you, but let’s get the ugly out of the way first. Earlier this week, news broke that the Spanish Football Federation notified Real Madrid of a possible three-month ban for Castilla “official” head coach Santiago Sánchez Martín and “unofficial” head coach Zidane.

Back At Home Training Continues, Modeling Ensues & Crisba Fangirling

Training continued yesterday for Marcelo, Arbeloa, Illara and Nacho back in Madrid while the internationals are still away.

Ancelotti Named Brand Ambassador For Cecil Purnell

Awkward photo aside, congratulations are in order for Carlo who has been named the new Global Brand Ambassador for Swiss luxury watch maker Cecil Purnell. It’s okay if you haven’t heard of it till now; I hadn’t.

James Is The Sexiest

According to People En Español anyway, which has named James as their Sexist Man for 2014. Congratulations Daniela! 😉

James Gets His Model On

James fits right into Team Pretty with his very own modeling contract. He’s fronting the J10 James collection for Colombian label Bronzino Black. Pictures from El Tiempo after the jump.