UPDATED: Sometimes, Swear Words Are The Only Option

So much to say but quite frankly, some things about this whole episode leave me speechless or more accurately, unable to express myself with anything other than a steady stream of swear words.

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They Call Him The Demon Dog*

Well, this puppy is obviously a Madridista and no matter what the video title says, that dog doesn’t “love” Lionel Messi. When you mention Messi or Busquets’ names, he growls and shows his teeth. Gotta admit it cracked me up. I’m guessing that even Cule dogs would growl at Busquets. Honestly, is there anyone out there who likes Biscuits besides Del Bosque? I am bummed that the doggie didn’t react in some way to Cris & Sese’s names. A vigorous tail wag  or say,  happily fetching  a bedazzled dog toy & then dropping it would have been a nice nod to our boys.  Anyhow, saw this on Deadspin.

– Lozil

*Post title, of course, a nod to Mr. David Bowie.

Anti-Sex Beard Tendencies, Training, Saluting Puyol, y Mas

Can everyone step AWAY from the big razor, please?? They’ve already got poor Albiol and Cesc! From bearded glory to teenage “price check on aisle 5” grocery boys. *cries* La Roja needs more sponsors that are Team Preserve The Sex Beard! You gotta love VdB’s “Go for my stache & I’ll cut a bitch” look though.

A Whole Lotta La Roja Comin’ At Ya!

I would normally put this shot at the end of the post, with the rest of the social media goodies, but seriously…Pepe’s in his underwear. That’s an opening shot, not a closer! I don’t know why it took this pic for me to realize it, but Pepe is totally the type of guy who’s pants are off within seconds of getting in the door. Pepe, we love you for that & thank you for sharing.

Safety in Uniforms

That’s right, you won’t find any fashion horrors in this La Roja post. Everyone has safely transitioned into NT life and it’s track suits all day, everyday. Not to worry though, there’s still a whole lotta of cute and sexayy to go around even if the boys are uniformed up. Thankfully, the weather is still warm enough for shorts! Hello muscley Spanish legs.

WC Qualifier: Spain vs Georgia

Well Alberto Moreno, behavior like that WILL get you called up again for International Duty! Jeez these newbies move fast, but I guess they have to in order to keep us happy. No Serndando, no Tormata, no Double A’s, no nothing beautiful & bromantic!….except for Seriker. Thank God for Seriker.

La Roja Ready for Georgia

La Roja is making me feel like Tyra with these pics….”Best photo goes to….Valdes.” Victor, we will accept your kisses & allow you to enjoy the opening image spot. I don’t know who to hand it to more, the Spanish keepers with their fab booties, flowing air kisses, & willingness to back it up into Iker, or the fab photographers who capture these moments. Either way, I yam happy girl.