Tag Archives: Sergio Ramos

Off To The Club World Cup

17 Dec

The boys pose with their images on the new Real Madrid plane

The team traveled to Abu Dhabi yesterday to begin preparations for the Club World Cup semi-final match vs. Kashima Antlers on Wednesday. Continue reading

Prep For CSKA Begins

10 Dec

That is… an awkward angle.

Gotta admit, I was not thrilled with the game yesterday. I’m happy that G-Money scored but the way we lost steam and sparkle really concerned me. But we have to move forward because Wednesday brings the next Champions League match. Continue reading

Ready For Roma Again

26 Nov

Lord, I take some time off to concentrate on my personal life and all hell breaks loose. Oh Real Madrid. I can’t turn my back on you for two minutes, can I?  Continue reading

Prepping For El Clasico & Boss Babies

25 Oct

I’ve been focusing on letter writing to get out the vote for the midterm elections so that’s definitely cut down on my Real Madrid time. I did get to watch the Champions League match (while still writing) but it’s been hit or miss otherwise for the past few weeks.  But El Clasico is upon us and I’ve just posted my final bunch of letters so I’m taking a break from freaking out about the fuckery in my country to focus on freaking out about El Clasico. Ugh. Continue reading

Ready For El Derbi

28 Sep

Oh boy, what a disappointing few days, eh? That midweek loss sucked and then there are the sick and injured. Continue reading

When Frankenshirt Met Frankendress & Other Tales from London

24 Sep

One of the fun things to do every year is see what outrageous fashion appears at The Best awards. I mean, Dani Alves is always worth a look – remember when he went apeshit with a bedazzler? And Messi never disappoints in his sartorial faux pas. Ah, but our Sese in a class by himself as is his missus. The happy couple hit the plane attired in their signature idiosyncractic style. Special shoutout to Pilar’s tangerine studded leather jacket because that is truly something and Sergio is just bein’ Sergio. Note the Frankenshirt. I swear to fuck, this man cannot purchase something that hasn’t been pieced together from seven different other garments. I bet his fave Dolly Parton song is “Coat of Many Colors” Anyhow, at first glance, it’s Frankenlicious, but tame for Sergio. But you really need to see the full thing… Continue reading

All Ready For Roma!

18 Sep

We begin our Champions League journey tomorrow at home vs. Roma.  Continue reading

“Class Picture Day” 2018 & More

17 Sep

Los Blancos had their annual team picture taken today or as I call it “Class Picture Day” because everyone gets all spiffy and is on their best behavior just like you do when you’re in school. Continue reading

Training, FIFA Best Shortlist, International Duty & More

3 Sep

Nice little victory yesterday, no?  And Courtois got his debut! I’m not complaining about winning our first three games at all. Let’s keep it up. Continue reading

The Sergio Ramos School of Fashion

3 Sep

Now, in my warped mind, Sergio is giving this dude his shirt as a reward for his very Ramos-esque fashion skillz. The jeans with an applique, the reddish boots with some sort of design and the denim Frankencoat Jr. with the sheep fur collar (isn’t it a bazillion degrees in Spain right now?!). Please, please, please let the letters on the collar actually spell out ‘Ramos’. In my fantasies, it certainly does.

However, in reality, this is Colombian singer Maluma, who like vintage Sese, is very tatted up, long haired and muscly (enjoy his Instagram feed if you’re down with that action). He’s in Spain on tour and getting to the Bernabeu was a dream come true for him. He also has a new video with Shakira called Clandestino which features Shak expertly twirling da chiffon on a beach like she’s the Colombian Katia Aveiro.

But whether reality or my (admittedly better) alternative, let’s just pour out a bottle of Drakkar Noir in recognition for these awesome fashion stylings of this very pretty man. Jese could never.

– Lozil