Tag Archives: Sexy Torso Statue (ginboonmiller made me add this tag)

Thursday Training & More On The Champions League Draw/UEFA Awards

30 Aug

Before the reps of RM jetted off to Monaco for the Champions League draw, there was work to be done. Continue reading


30 Aug

Lukita beat out Cristiano and Mo Salah (who Sergio was rather awkwardly seated behind at the ceremony) to win UEFA Player of the Year! He also took home Midfielder of the Year. Mazel Tov! Well deserved. Cris got Forward of the Year which was beyond well deserved.  So now Lukita will have an ugly torso statue of his own. Total nightmare fodder.

– Lozil

Awards & New Opponents

24 Aug

Well, we certainly cleaned up in Monaco, didn’t we? Our boys came home with 4 trophies and we also know who we will face in the Champions League. Continue reading

Team Trains, Cristiano Kisses Armless Severed Torso In Public

29 Aug

SatelliteGod,it’s really hard to write or even care about footy during this mourning period. Ugh. Here’s Marcelo. Even he can’t cheer me up right now. Continue reading