The Daily Drool: Andrej Startsev

Right back Andrej currently plays for FC St. Pauli. He has represented Kazakhstan at the U21 level.

The Daily Drool: Enis Alushi

German-Kosovar Albanian central midfielder Enis plays for FC St. Pauli. He has represented Germany at the U19 and U20 levels and Kosovo at the senior level. He’s also the husband of German Women’s National Team star (and Drool alum) Fatmire Bajramaj Alushi.

“All I Knew Was The Ball Was Round”

Meet Traute Wohlers, a one-woman coaching machine. How did I not know of this Guinness World Record Holder for having coached football to over 3000+ children before this week? Shame on me. Everyone should know who Wohler is. She is what I would affectionately call a “ballsy broad” (no pun intended). I want to adopt her.

The Daily Drool: Fabian Boll

6’4″ midfielder Fabian has played for FC St. Pauli since 2002 and is their captain. He also is a police officer – the only player on the team to have a non-football job.

St. Pauli Supports LGBT Community

German second division club St. Pauli announced that as of today, they will permanently fly the rainbow flag symbolizing gay pride in their Hamburg stadium. 

The Daily Drool: Dennis Daube

German midfielder Dennis plays with 2. Bundesliga side FC St. Pauli who are famous for their great off kilter commercials like the legendary one where they off Santa Claus and the kit reveal this year (towards the end of the post).

 

Bits & Bobs: The “Huh?” Edition

I am so behind on posts that I don’t have a bloody clue where to start. So how about Iker Muniain’s head in a kitchen counter. Yeah, I dunno. But he posted it on Twitter. You’re welcome. 😉 At least it’s not him hanging out with amateur pR0n stars, so progress!

Ummmm, Don’t Let The Kiddies Watch This One (Well, Either One!)

So, yeah, St. Pauli made a video in which they kill Santa Claus with a ball to the head. Nice one.  Very seasonally festive! This is going to rank right up there with Getafe’s donate sperm to create more Getafe fans/zombie lesbian Pr0n spot. If you haven’t seen that, it’s  a jawdropper. It’s after the jump, but if you’re offended by chicks kissing and naked boobies, etc., you might want to give it a pass. (St. Pauli video via Dirty Tackle)