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It’s Official: Morata To Chelsea

19 Jul

Chelsea won the race to sign King Muppet Baby for a reported £60m. Continue reading

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Iker’s Farewell At The Bernabeu

13 Jul

Satellite (6)Iker said his goodbye today in a presser with FloPeezy. Lots of pleasant things were said and everyone was on their best behavior. Continue reading

An Open Letter To Our Captain

13 Jul

Iker bows

When hopechaser suggested that we post our testimonial to Iker on the blog, I recoiled for a moment. You see, I was stuck in traffic in the DC area (shocking) and had only just received the text confirming his departure. I have been avoiding transfer rumors and even confirmations as much as possible. This was a trying year for me as a footie fan and I need the break. Continue reading

Iker’s Final Presser

12 Jul

So I’ve been lying in bed since the ass crack of dawn, looking at these pictures and dreading writing this post. I can’t really put it off any longer. Gotta just bite the bullet and get on with it. I’ll tell what though, watch Iker Casillas crying his way through a press conference is definitely not how I wanted to start my day. Continue reading

Summer Transfer Window Recap – English Premier League

9 Sep

epl_0Alright, this is the final recap of transfer window drama. This is going to be a doozy and that’s partly why I saved this one for last. It was yet another record breaking year for the summer transfer window in England. There was a lot of movement with a lot of dollars spent. Continue reading

Summer Transfer Window Recap – Serie A/Bundesliga/Ligue 1

9 Sep

Transfer Deadline DayOriginally I was going to do Bundesliga and Serie A on their own. But seeing as a lot of us also have love for certain Ligue 1 players (I’m a bit in love with a bunch of PSG players) I decided I needed to add some French league love. Continue reading

Summer Transfer Window Recap – La Liga

8 Sep

Transfer Deadline DayEvery summer players move from one club to another. It’s often difficult to stomach. No, seriously. The past two summer transfer windows have left me wanting to throw up. Continue reading