It’s Official: Goodbye Keylor, Hello Areola

Don’t know about you but I am really, really, REALLY sad to see Keylor Navas moving on to PSG.

It’s Official: Morata To Chelsea

Chelsea won the race to sign King Muppet Baby for a reported £60m.

Iker’s Farewell At The Bernabeu

Iker said his goodbye today in a presser with FloPeezy. Lots of pleasant things were said and everyone was on their best behavior.

An Open Letter To Our Captain

When hopechaser suggested that we post our testimonial to Iker on the blog, I recoiled for a moment. You see, I was stuck in traffic in the DC area (shocking) and had only just received the text confirming his departure. I have been avoiding transfer rumors and even confirmations as much as possible. This was a trying year for me as a footie fan and I need the break.

Iker’s Final Presser

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So I’ve been lying in bed since the ass crack of dawn, looking at these pictures and dreading writing this post. I can’t really put it off any longer. Gotta just bite the bullet and get on with it. I’ll tell what though, watch Iker Casillas crying his way through a press conference is definitely not how I wanted to start my day.

Summer Transfer Window Recap – English Premier League

Alright, this is the final recap of transfer window drama. This is going to be a doozy and that’s partly why I saved this one for last. It was yet another record breaking year for the summer transfer window in England. There was a lot of movement with a lot of dollars spent.

Summer Transfer Window Recap – Serie A/Bundesliga/Ligue 1

Originally I was going to do Bundesliga and Serie A on their own. But seeing as a lot of us also have love for certain Ligue 1 players (I’m a bit in love with a bunch of PSG players) I decided I needed to add some French league love.

Summer Transfer Window Recap – La Liga

Every summer players move from one club to another. It’s often difficult to stomach. No, seriously. The past two summer transfer windows have left me wanting to throw up.

The Best Laid Plans

French guys explaining it all, like Clarissa.

So after 14 hours of travel, I arrived back home at my apartment in Brooklyn. Was that the plan? Hell no. I was supposed to wake up this morning in London. But if I had to wake up somewhere that wasn’t England, it’s always nice to be in one’s own bed. I did get to have a nice lunch in Boston though… Anyhow, I’m off to the airport in an hour to try again. Wish me luck. In the meantime, here’s an update on what has gone down since I last logged in.

Fuck Your “In Principle” And Leave Me Alone To Cry

Bayern Munich have announced that they have an agreement with Xabi “in principle” Fuck principles. I can’t even be calm or polite about this.