Tag Archives: Summer transfer season has made my life a Cymbalta commercial

Angel Says Goodbye

27 Aug

1409148004200_wps_7_MANCHESTER_ENGLAND_AUGUSTNot gonna lie, seeing him in a Manchester United shirt hurts like hell, especially after I read the open letter he posted in Marca this morning. Continue reading

It’s (Finally) Official: Angel Di Maria Signs To Manchester United

26 Aug

AP SPAIN SOCCER COPA DEL REY S SOC WSOC ESPAnd so it goes. I hate the transfer window. Real Madrid released an official statement. Continue reading

Training, An Expected Goodbye And Sami Stays Put

24 Aug
Looking good Karim! No fat camp for you this year.

Looking good, Karim! No fat camp for you this year.

It was a bittersweet day in RM-land. We got confirmation that Angel is headed to Manchester United (as expected). I will miss him terribly but I wish him luck. He’s a wonderful player and seems like a really good guy. And Fabio has sprained his left knee. That’s the bad stuff.  But the good news is that Sami is staying put.  Continue reading

Hot Pants Battle Heats Up Again

21 Aug

Satellite (1)Just when we thought the Hot Pants War between Cristiano had been settled, Sergio’s working them shorts up again. Cheeky! Continue reading

Super Copa Time! (And More)

19 Aug
Looking VERY good, Karim!

Looking VERY good, Karim!

The team is off to the Cuidad Real Madrid residences to chill out pre-match.  Continue reading

DLo Says Goodbye

14 Aug

Satellite (1)The mothership posted a goodbye letter from Diego and it is just lovely. Get out the tissues. Continue reading

It’s Official: Diego Lopez To AC Milan

13 Aug

DLO12We knew it was going down when he arrived in Milan Monday night, but it’s finally official. He signed a contract until June 30, 2018. Continue reading

It’s Official: Jesús Fernández Heads To Levante

4 Aug

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The exodus continues. Our goalkeeping woobins Jesús is off to Levante, doing the ol’ switcheroo with Keylor Navas. Wishing him all the luck in the world.

– Lozil

Bye Bye Babies: Morata & Casemiro Move On

20 Jul

As we mentioned on Friday, Morata has headed off to Juventus (more on that in a bit) but it’s also now been confirmed (as we also suspected) that Casemiro has left Madrid. He’s off to Porto on a season long loan with an option to buy at the end of it. Continue reading

It’s (Almost) Official: Morata In Turin To Complete Juventus Transfer

18 Jul

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I knew it was coming but it still hurts. King Muppet Baby has just arrived in Turin to complete his move to Juventus. Video of him arriving after the jump. Continue reading