Tag Archives: That’s So Zlatan

You Never Forget Your First Love

23 Nov

Zlatan returns home when PSG takes on his first club, Malmö FF on Wednesday in the Champions League. This lovely interview (with English subtitles) shows his great love for the club and it’s nice to see Zlatan being so…sweet. He’s also made it possible for everyone to see the match by renting a huge screen and plopping it smack dab in the city’s main square. That’s pretty dang cool. Don’t be fooled by the rocks that he’s got, he’s still Zlatan from the block.

– Lozil

Zlatan: Has Superpowers, Loves Apple Cake, Able To Swear In French

7 Sep

You know, I just live for this stuff. Zlatan, with his miles-wide shit eating grin, spends one minute answering questions and as ever, it’s supremely watchable.

– Lozil


25 Aug

Not one, but three people sent me this on Facebook yesterday. Apparently, my “Zlove” is very well known indeed! (There’s a longer version here). And of course, make sure to follow @ZlatanFacts on Twitter for more hilarity.

– Lozil

Zlatan’s Zlerfume Ad Is Just What You’d Expect (And Then Some)

12 Aug

I’ve been waiting for a commercial or print campaign for Zlatan’s new perfume since he announced it in June. It came out today and exceeded expectations. It features  a koi swimming, flowers blooming, shots of Paris, a thumping beat and a sweaty Zlatan working that chiffon like he’s Katia Aveiro on da beach or in da club. Add that all together and I have no frigging clue what it smells like, but really, who cares? ZLATAN HAS HIS OWN PERFUME. Erm, or “zlerfume” if you like. Either way, it’s gonna be an instant classic.

Watishista Katie Ann will love the video due to all the chiffon abuse (I love it too!)  And hat tip to Dr. P for sending this on to me. I’ve had my head down at work all day and completely missed it.

– Lozil

Something That Made My Day: Zlatan Perfume

16 Jun

Okay, when I stop laughing, perhaps I’ll be able to have coherent thoughts about what this smells like. Ligonberries & victory? Zlatan sweat & tears of those not worthy? I can’t even. I just know that I’m all in. (In case you’re wondering, the logo comes from his back tattoos.)

– Lozil

The Best Thing I’ve Seen All Week

9 Apr

zlatanI burst out laughing when I woke up and saw this. Not one, but 2 watishistos sent me this. Zlatan now has his own Zlatan-centric search engine! Continue reading

Back To Training, Videos, Kisses, Egos & Confusing Transformations

9 Feb

SatelliteThe team, like my heart, must go on even after the absolute clusterfuckery of Saturday’s performance. Or lack thereof. Continue reading

Zlatan: I Always Find a Way

8 Oct

Journalist Donald McRae of The Guardian published a really great interview with Zlatan on Monday in support of Zlatan’s upcoming Kanal 5 documentary (trailer at the bottom of this post). The one thing always guaranteed with Zlatan is that there are no pat answers or over-PR’ed spin; he is unapologetically who he is, poignant or arrogant, love it or hate it. And I dig it. Continue reading

Smile, It’s Zlatan’s Birthday

3 Oct

It’s International Smile Day and, well hey, it’s also Zlatan’s birthday! So special a day it is, we finally get a goofy photo of him and Luiz and a goofy little birthday video put together by PSG’s rival club Toulouse complete with a funky reggae song. Continue reading

Trouble With Our New Favorite OT3? & Zlatanapalooza

1 Oct

tumblr_ncs1rgTsS11rlfmv8o1_500Watishista mygypsyspirit found some pictures of our new fave OT3: Juve’s Gigi Buffon, Fernando Llorente and Alvaro Morata. (Borentata? Giferal? Buffllmo? We’ve got to work on that portmanteau, but I’m voting for the last one!) Continue reading