Photographer Brock Elbank (known professionally as Mr. Elbank) has taken some fantastic pictures of Tim Howard. The shot above was featured as part of show called Beard at Somerset House in London earlier this year. (Warning: leather jacket/pants shirtless Timmy ahead. May not be suitable for watishista/os with heart conditions). Continue reading
World Cup 2014: Minimalist Posters of Memorable Football Moments
13 JulThere have been some incredible moments at this World Cup. I’ll never forget Tim Cahill’s goal vs Netherlands. That has to be one of, if not THE, goal of this tournament. Xherdan Shaqiri’s thunderbolt vs Honduras was so good, even in a game which saw him net two more. There was Memo Ochoa’s performance vs Brazil. How calm he was, just chewing his gum, moving to and fro across the goal with ease, his hair perfectly coiffed with the headband. There were also Keylor Navas’ go-go-gadget performances vs everyone. And Tim Howard vs Belgium. So many memorable moments. Continue reading
ESPN Body Issue – HELLO Omar Gonzalez And Megan Rapinoe!
10 Jul
In keeping with showing my love for the US Men’s National Team, I had to share these stunning photos of Omar Gonzalez. The photos are from ESPN Magazine’s Body Issue. Continue reading
World Cup 2014: Hair Artistry
2 JulOf the good kind for a change! What you are viewing above is the spectacular work of Rob The Original, a master Barber from San Antonio, Texas. In the past week or so he has produced some wicked World Cup-related haircuts for fans. And he does all this freehand too. Just give him a photo, a head, and his tools and he’s good to go. Continue reading
World Cup 2014 – Group G – Match Report: USA 2 – Portugal 2
23 JunJust a complete mill of emotions on this one. After the result of Germany v Ghana, the USA had an excellent chance to be the first team in Group G to move to the next round. But Portugal were more than up for a fight at Arena Amazonia in Manaus. Continue reading
Nike Football: The Last Game
9 Jun
I love this great animation from Nike’s “Risk Everything” campaign featuring both Ronaldos (Original Recipe & Crispy), Neymar, Wayne Rooney, Zlatan, Timmy Howard, David Luiz, Iniesta and Franck Ribery. Especially the part with their “post-football” careers. I got some major giggle fits over that.
– Lozil
Nike Soccer: Winner Stays
25 AprNike released this fantastic video today that features Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar Jr., Wayne Rooney, Zlatan Ibrahimović, Gerard Piqué, Gonzalo Higuaín, Mario Götze, Eden Hazard, Thiago Silva, Andrea Pirlo, David Luiz, Andrés Iniesta, Thibaut Courtois, Tim Howard and in a cameo, Irina Shayk. It’s absolutely fantastic. Enjoy!
– Lozil
Real Madrid Preseason 2013: Part II
12 AugLawd knows we love trophies and Lawd knows after last season, we more than deserve all of them…ok, most of them 😉 If Cristiano & Iker can lift awards and trophies in the preseason, I sure as hell am going to hold them to it when we get down to business with La Liga, the CdR, and Champions League. Who’s with me?!?!
Xabi Gives Tim Howard a Big Ol’ “Oh Honey No!”
1 Oct
You’ve got to love Xabi Alonso. Our arbiter of good taste and all around stylish guy lost his usual effortless cool when faced with the horror that is Tim Howard’s kit. His tweet was immediate and hilarious. Continue reading
The Daily Drool: Tim Howard
18 AprYeah, yeah, yeah, we’ve all seen these pictures before but is it really tortuous to gaze at the perfection of Tim Howard again? I didn’t think so. I could look at this man naked till the cows came home plus he bitchfaces like a Villa! Wa-tishistas! Shiggers and Suzanne are Tim lovers, so this one’s for you, ladies. Oh yeah and how about this one? Makes you gasp out loud, doesn’t it?
Both of these shots are from ESPN magazine, god bless their pervy little souls. In case you don’t know or you’ve just lost functioning brain cells after looking at naked Tim, he’s the goal keeper for the US National Team and Everton in the EPL. USA! USA! USA! USA!