Tag Archives: Total Objectification

Watishing Into 2019

31 Dec

I honestly thought nothing could top 2017 for sheer fuckery. To that, 2018 said “Hold my beer.” Real Madrid-wise, there were highs (Decimotercera for one thing) and lows (the departures of Zizou and Cristiano, our current confusing form, etc.) but through all of it, we persevere. Continue reading

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Watishing Into 2017 (And The Unknown)

31 Dec

nando-buttMan, I don’t know about you, but I am happy to see the back of 2016. What a shitty year it was in so many ways. Another thing that I am happy to see the back of is…Nando. As is our tradition, we end the year with his arse since he was our first post ever on New Year’s Eve 2010. (2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015) And holy hell, that makes us 6 years old! Hard to believe. Our official birthday (when the blog became public) is January 16, so we’ll celebrate then. But thank you so much for sticking with us through good times and bad. Special thanks to mygypsyspirithopechaser and the other watisihista correspondents for all their help keeping this place afloat. It hasn’t been easy.

I feel like we’re going into the great unknown for 2017. There’s so much turmoil and upheaval and uncertainty. I’m sending good thoughts out to the universe for peace, good health and prosperity for us all.

Wishing you and yours every good thing in the coming year,

Lozil
xoxo
Hala Madrid y nada mas!

Free(ze) the Nipples

16 Jun

I see Lozil’s Sergi-oh, and raise ya’ll six Italian hardbodies getting their cyrosauna on Tuesday. Apparently just three were concerned about the effects of -110C on their nips.

True / False: I may or may not have been distracted for the rest of the day after seeing this photo.

Forza Azzurri!

-hopechaser

Sergi-OH!

13 Jun
during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group D match between Spain and Czech Republic at Stadium Municipal on June 13, 2016 in Toulouse, France.

during the UEFA EURO 2016 Group D match between Spain and Czech Republic at Stadium Municipal on June 13, 2016 in Toulouse, France.

Have a little bit of shirtless Sergio with La Roja to brighten your day.

– Lozil

Watishing Into 2016!

31 Dec

Fernando-Torres-Blue-Adidas-X (3)Here we are at the end of another year which, as always, means Nando’s “end” to finish things off. His booty was our very first post on this day in 2010 which means we’re 5 years old! I can’t believe how time flies. Our “official” birthday (the day we opened the blog to the public) is January 16 so we’ll celebrate then. Nando’s booty has become a New Year’s tradition here (2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014) and we wouldn’t want to have it any other way.

Many thanks to the watishista correspondents who have helped keep this place afloat in what was another challenging year for me personally. You guys are beyond the best! And for all the rest of you, who have stuck by us and the team through thick and thin.  I can’t thank you enough. Being able to share the joy, sorrow and sheer ridiculousness that football brings with you is a privilege. Let’s hope that 2016 is a healthy, happy, productive and drama-free year for us all.

xoxo, Lozil

A Wa-tish As We Head Into 2015

31 Dec

hi-res-2d44b2f25b76249c34eb72b120983d8e_crop_northAs we have done annually since 2010, we end our year with Nando’s tuchis. I personally am quite happy to see the back of 2014 (and the back of Nando always) and I’m pretty sure that he feels the same. Trying times all around. Here’s hoping for a happy, healthy, peaceful New Year full of joy and potential for everyone.

(For a stroll down Nando’s booty memory lane: 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 Also, it’s the 4th anniversary of our first post today – although we didn’t launch the blog officially until January 16th, 2011. How time flies!)

– Lozil

As We Watish Merrily Into 2014!

31 Dec

34rxf7dAs is our tradition, we end every year with a shot of Nando’s arse (2010, 2011 & 2012). If you’re curious as to why, then you don’t know us very well. We’re all about the booty.

It’s been a year of change for Real Madrid and us as well. For all the tough stuff, there was a lot of good and I’m feeling optimistic for the future. It’s hard to believe we’re celebrating our official 3rd birthday in just about 2 weeks (our actual one is today).  Wishing you a wonderful 2014 filled with all things watishable.

– Lozil